An accidental discovery

"Let's see, I think the way back home was west of this oak. Or was it south?" Spoke a redheaded woman in a black dress and a matching hat, as she marched through a dense forest.

"Meow!" Responded her cat.

"Conrad, what did I say about having some faith in others?"

"Meow!"

"Conrad! That's no way to speak to a lady!"

After half an hour of searching, the girl sat down by a narrow river with a heavy sigh. "I guess you were right, buddy. We are lost!"

"I'm not surprised, you don't exactly look like the brightest broad in the forest." The girl and Conrad looked in the direction of the voice, where they saw a naked woman sitting in the water. "Let me guess, you're another witch who got lost and end up bothering me in the process?"

"T-that's right. I'm Chloe, an aspiring witch and a second year at Mumblefrump University. And you are...?"

"Umara. A water nymph."

Chloe looked slack jawed at Umara, before squealing in excitement. "A nymph? Oh my God, I've always wanted to meet one of you. I have sooooooo many questions! Is it true that-?"

"Hold on there, ginger!" Sneered Umara. "I didn't agree to an interview..."

"...Oh..."

"But I might, if you do a little something for me."

Chloe was about to agree, when her familiar meowed again.

"Don't worry, I know what I'm getting myself into."

"Meow!"

"Yes, I know that water nymphs love to trick people..."

"Meow!"

"...And I know that they love pointing out the physical imperfections in others, but I'll be fine. What could she possible mock me for?"

"Meow!"

"Yes, my chest is a little on the non-existent size, but-

"Meow!"

"...And my butt is a little flat, but-"

"Meow!"

"What, are you a water nymph as well?" Said Chloe indignant. She turned to Umara, and spoke self-assured. "What do you want?"