An accident... (Rebooted!)

Turns out, you should really check who it is you've Isekai'd away to turn into a weapon, as they might of... say... I dunno, had a horrible brain injury. making any and all ability to realize what is being said to them moot. Because of this, the poor damaged soul in question made choices not based off of deep dark urges, or altruistic determination, but more so because they liked the pretty colours on the little magical displays demonstrating what it was they were choosing. This was made even more obtuse by the pretty, androgynous man sweeping them away a second time, now to even MORE pretty colours.

The poor thing chose the following set of options, not understanding what they were, or their purpose...

Initial Monster Core; Arcane. Picked because the bug monster looked funny, however... the Arcane Monster Core was soon with replaced with a Beautiful Monster Core when asked to choose again by Ariel.

Size; Human. The man remembered being something called a human, asking itself what a human is as it made its choice.

Monster Family; Hybridization Selected; Draconic, Fairy. Ariel, thankfully, managed to snatch away the poor moron before he figured out he had to go back from the cheat section, to the monster section, in order for its cheat to function. So, this freaky thing won't be too horrific at least...

Package Selection; Standard Package, Breeding Add-On. Wanna know why he picked it... he thought the ladies clothes in each demonstration slide were pretty... Yep... If this is the hero, or villain, of this story... Shoot. Me. Now.

Dark Powers; Elemental Infusion (Dark) and Final Form. He thought the dragons in the pictures were super rad. Not thinking to actually pick an element to be infused with, it defaulted to Dark, as you would expect coming from two dark goddesses of, well, darkness...

Classes; Assassin and Ranger. His left hand was getting tired from selecting things, so he just swung downwards with his right for this part, landing himself a job as a killer librarian with a thing for trees.

Cheat; Hybridization. He thought the monster in the picture was about to get him, so he tried to shove it away, making his selection right as Ariel swept him away.

Oaths Taken; All. Ariel said to pick all of them, so he did, what a great listener.

Blessings; All, he picked all Oaths, so all he really got to pick was whether or not the "Humanity" blessing would be a spell, or a general change to his form. He said no to the spell, as he didn't know how to spell "Humanity."

Divine Miracles; Enoch, Mark of Submission, and Ariel's Alma. Picking Enoch because the thing in the picture looked cool, the mark because the lady was pretty, and the Alma because it was shiny...

Man, once this guy gets a functional brain after he spawns, its going to be funny as hell!

Hey! Klyde! Fetch me some popcorn! This is gonna be good.