An Unexpected Turn of Events (by QexiQex)

"Aiiieeeee! Stop the gnawing, please? You're hurting me!"

"Really? Am I? Is that why you just called me names? And why is this pipsqueak tickling my leg?"

The wooden beast resumed suckling, but now a bit more gentle.

"Yes, indeed!" squeaked Tao, trying hard to ignore the incredible pull on her tits. Her mind raced to find a way out but she couldn't think of anything. Her hands were still bound and even if free, she would barely have enough mana for even a little bit of fire, so her skills as mage were next to useless.

And her little fae companion wasn't all that helpful either, not to speak of the damn knight! So what options did she have?

"Hey! Aehm…. Hey, dear… what's your name again?"

The wood golem let go of her sore boob and boomed, "I am Jarhad, the protector of this forest! I have been guarding this place since times you lot didn't even exist! I am…"

"Alright, I understand. So… OK. Let's try this. Aehm…. Dear Jarhad, protector of this forest, May this insignificant and terribly uncomfortable mage beg for your ear?"

"Now this is how I like my visitors!" the beast smiled, "So a mage, huh? And a rather delicious one! Although these food things are running dry! I can't get another drop out of them."

"Huaaaargh!" screamed Quintus from below as he attached the monster once again.

"Hey you old fool! Stop it, will you!" screamed Tao at the top of her lungs. Then she turned back to face Jarhad and apologized, "Sorry, mighty Jarhad, but I can't do no more to stop that shiny idiot."

"Oh don't worry tasty mage," he chuckled, "His weapons are no more than a nuisance and I can crush the little bugger any time. In fact, I shall stomp the nasty critter out right now!"

"No, don't!" screamed Tao, hanging from her deformed, and now empty tits, slowly swaying before the giant head, "He's just an old fool, don't hurt him, please?"

"You seem awfully considerate for how he treated you!"

"How he treated me? What do you know about that?"

"He is responsible for the state your…. body… is in, is he not?"

"Sure, he tied my boobs and was quite the jerk, but he's just a misguided fool. It's not his fault."

The golem suddenly raised his wooden hand and lifted Tao up. For the first time since they met, the strain or her breasts lessened and the terrible rope slacked.

"You are an interesting little thing. Would you mind having a chat?"

"A chat?" beamed Tao, "I would love to!"

Jarhad's giant fingers found her tied, little hands and in the blink of an eye, her cuffs were gone. Then he proceeded to carefully remove the tight nooses around Tao's hurting breasts.

"Wow, you are quite skilled with your giant fingers! I would have thought I would break my hands and rip my tits off before I could get out of these things!" Tao beamed, now free from all her bindings

"Thank you," smiled the monster, "You're making me blush." He brought the naked girl close to his eyes and said, "Now tell me, are you really a mage? Do you cast spells and such?"

"Yes," Tao beamed, puffing her chest proudly, "I'm still a bit of a rookie though, but I learned a lot already on this quest! I'm a class 1 spellcaster at the Hexbringer's academy!"

"Nice! I'm sure you have some tricks to show off?"

"Hmmm… My mana is a bit low right now, but …" She furrowed her brow thinking about all the spells she knew, "So what would you like to see?"

"I don't know? Something amusing, maybe?"

"Amusing, huh? Alright. I got this!"

Tao spread her arms and summoned the little mana left in her body. Down below, Quintus had stopped his attacks and, together with the pixie, closely watched the young mage.

"What is she doing?" the fae asked concerned, "He won't eat her, will he?"

"I don't know. Did she bewitch the monster somehow?'

Jarhad watched the interesting, naked girl carefully as she twirled around in his hand, her eyes closed and her cheeks rosy. Her mighty bags of flesh jiggled and swayed as she turned around faster and faster.

"Takash' Har Torak!" Tao declared while keeping up the twirling. Suddenly, a ball of light engulfed the naked mage and she vanished from sight...

...except for two sizable, flesh-colored and surprisingly bouncy balls that were floating in the air.

"How do you like that?" Tao's proud voice asked, originating quite close to the two, jiggly objects, "Quite neat, don't you think? I can make myself vanish like that whenever there is danger nearby!"

"Hohoho, quite neat indeed!" The golem laughed and squashed one of the round balls between his fingers.

"Ouch! Stop that! How did you …. How did you know that I am standing there?"

"I can see your food things!"

"Oh no! Did I bungle the spell again? What do you see? Are my feet showing? My hands? Maybe the head?"

"Your delicious fluid things. The food dispensers. The … how do you call them? They're round and tasty!"

Tao could hear the fae giggling right behind her.

"Food things! Hah! Your giant melons are showing, mage! They're just too big for the spell!"

"By the gods, you can't be serious! My boobs? And nothing else?"

"Yep! You're just a floating pair of tits, mage! Quite fitting, really."

"Dammit. That's exactly why I never use that buggered spell! It's just too damn hard!"

The wood golem laughed amused, "Hahaha, but you did manage to cheer me up, clumsy mage! Much more than that old fella who visited me last winter. He was quite full of himself and honestly rather boring. What was his name again? Terias or something."

"Therion?"

"Yes, that's the one!"

"YOU MET THERION?!" the only partly visible mage gasped, "He's like, the best mage since the great reveal! He's… he's my role model! My hero! He can cast any spell with just a blink! And you found him to be boring?"

"Yes, as I said, he was quite full of himself. You are much more amusing and so tasty!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Can we talk about something else?" the golem asked, "I don't want to talk about that boring guy anymore…."

Tao shook her invisible head, causing her bare boobs to sway from left to right.

"Therion! I can't even…"

"So what quest are you on, you amusing pair of… how did you call them, melons?"

"Boobs, tits, pillows…" offered the giggling fairy.

"My quest…. I… I'm searching for magical gems so I can be admitted to the next spellcaster class. I've found two but sadly I used them up already. It's just too dangerous around here. Oh, and I'm looking for new spells to learn and new experiences!"

"Did you learn new spells?"

"Some!" Tao said proudly, making the only visible feature of her bounce emphatically

"And how did you like the new experiences you gained?"

"They were quite… challenging. I seem to get in trouble a lot!"

"Especially her boobies!" laughed the fae.

"I can imagine," smirked the golem, "And you do all this questing naked? That's quite unusual, I think. That Therion fella had a sparkly robe, a hat and all kinds of stuff!"

Tao groaned audibly remembering her lost possessions. Her floating boobs jiggled annoyed as she answered, "No, of course not. My stuff got stolen by a stupid raven. I've been searching for it since ages!"

The golem's giant eyes lit up as he said, "You know what, delicious pair of tits? I think you found what you are missing."

"I did?"

"Yes. A raven dropped some stuff a bit ago, in fact everyone keeps littering this place which is really quite the bother as I have to clean up all the time. So let's make a deal. I let you search through my storage and in return, you'll feed me again."

"But you drained me, didn't you? There is no milk left in these!" Tao sighed, jiggling her melons for emphasis.

"You're a mage! Surely you know a healing spell or something that fills you up again?"

"Huh, interesting idea! But I used all my mana to make me invisible… almost invisible."

The golem chuckled amused.

"That's a shame. But you know what? I'm in a great mood right now, so if you promise to visit me again within… say… a few days, I'll let you take from my storage whatever you think you can use. It's all junk to me anyway, so I don't need any of it. It has been a pleasure chatting with you and your borked spell made me laugh the first time since years."

"Wow, you are such a generous being, protector of the forest. I'm deeply in your debt."

"My pleasure. But please take that bugger down there with you when you leave, alright?"

"Quintus?" Tao laughed, "Sure!"

The storage that Jarhad had mentioned was essentially a large hole at the back of his giant head. And it was full of stuff! Taking him by the word, Tao searched the cavern thoroughly and found not only her precious belongings but also another gem as well as a book from the fabled Therion! The only problem was that in her current state, and with all the **** her boobs had endured, she could barely stand anything touching her there so her robe was next to useless.

"I guess I have to wait for the spell to expire first," Tao groaned, "Hopefully my body has recovered by then and I can wrap myself tightly into my beloved robe again! But until then, I'll just take the bundle and put the gem and the book in there as well!"

Quintus squinted surprised at the pair of large tits floating in front of him.

"And you're sure you aren't a succubus? You get more lustful everytime I see you! Now all I can see is those giant, soft breasts of yours!"

He reached out, squeezing Tao's wares as if to make a point

"How often do I need to say it?! I AM NOT A SUCCUBUS! It's just a bungled spell, nothing else, doofus. Get used to see my…. my… things or leave me alone! By the way, Jarhad asked me to take you away and you better follow or he'll kill you!"

"Kill me? Hah! I'm a paladin, a rotten tree can't kill me!"

"Oh shut up! And by the way, I won't go to your stupid grandmaster either. I will now continue my quest and you can either join me or get lost! And that's both of you!"

"Yeah, yeah!" groaned Quintus scratching his head, "The women are taking charge again and poor old me gets pushed around. As usual."

The pixie fluttered excitedly between Quintus and the floating pair of tits and asked, "So how was it? Hanging there from your boobs, getting eaten alive by that monster? How did you manage to get out of there? I honestly thought you're toast!"

Tao laughed, "You know, Jarhad is really quite a nice chap! He was the most pleasant acquaintance I have met so far!"

"Really?" asked the fae a bit indignant, "Aren't you forgetting someone? Someone tiny? With wings?"

"Yeah, I'd think so, too! And what about that proud knight in shining armor?"

Tao chuckled, "Stop it, you two! Now, will you accompany me on my quest or not?"