An Idiot's Guide to Fucking Stefanie Stewart

Luke was locked in the bathroom, furiously tapping away at his phone. The smoking hot blonde he used to lust hopelessly after while she served him his morning coffee was waiting outside, naked and ready to be fucked. That should have been a cause for immense excitement, not stress. However, she now wanted it done in front of an audience.

He needed to get this right, not just to impress Stef but also prospective shags Rachel and Sasha. Luke therefore saw no other option than to splurge a chunk of his moderately hard earned wages on Love Tokens to avoid putting on a disappointing display for everyone. With the introductory offers now expired, the best deal available was a thousand LT for £250. That would ordinarily seem an excessive amount of real world cash to pump into a dating app, but the Romance Mechanic was surely worth making an exception for as it had already been responsible for completely revolutionising Luke's love life. Besides, it wasn't long ago he'd spent a comparable amount on a six month subscription to a big name, conventional dating app that delivered him absolutely nothing in return. A thousand LTs all but guaranteed Luke an almost immeasurable amount of pleasure.

He made the transaction and watched with excitement as his account almost instantly filled with way more Love Tokens than all the ones he had accumulated before combined. The possibilities seemed as vast as they did thrilling. The Sex Secrets menu was the one he needed to shop from now though, and it was by far the priciest of all: hot spots: 20 tokens; favoured stimulation techniques: 25 tokens, favourite sex positions: 40 tokens; hidden kinks: 50 tokens; secret fetishes: 100 tokens.

However, there was another, potentially better value, option that he had just noticed for the first time. 250 LT would activate Love Consultation mode for Stefanie. He could then get information from Aphrodite on Stef specific sex tips at any time he wanted going forward. These conversations would effectively grant him full access to knowledge of all of her secret kinks, fetishes and turn-ons. Okay, so it might be weird going to one connection for explicit sex advice on another, but in terms of investing his tokens wisely it seemed like a no-brainer. Plus he was increasingly convinced Aphrodite was never going to be genuinely dateable anyway.

He hit the button to confirm the biggest single purchase he had made on the app so far by some distance. Aphrodite's pretty, smiling face immediately appeared on his screen in avatar form.

Hey, so things are really heating up with Stefanie now! Congratulations on achieving your first four heart connection, and also for investing in a Love Consultation for Stef - that was a seriously shrewd move!

His love guru was as chipper as ever, but Luke didn't have time for pleasantries in this exchange.

So I need to go and fuck Stef pretty much now. She wants to do it outside. Do you have any tips on what she likes so I can give her the best experience possible?

Okay, straight down to business, huh? It's great that you are so considerate of your connection's pleasure in this experience and not just your own. It's also smart - getting to five and six hearts can be a long process, but satisfying Stef between the sheets - or even out on the grass - ought to help speed things up. Without wanting to sound to obvious, my first tip would naturally be to dial up the horny for her.

That's not too obvious at all, it sounds incredibly vague. What does 'dial up the horny' even mean?

Oh, you haven't found the new Sex Moods button that unlocks after four hearts? It's a Sub Menu under Sex Secrets. There is a slider there that lets you temporarily adjust Stefanie's libido level. I can see at the moment she is on roughly thirty per cent. I'd suggest sliding her up to around seventy or eighty. You can take her all the way up to a hundred, but only if you think you can handle Stefanie like that! This actually becomes a free feature for a connection on five hearts, but at four it costs ten Love Tokens to raise or lower their sex drive for an hour.

Wow, that's amazing! I also definitely need some tips on the kind of things she likes. Kinks and stuff like that.

Of course, that's what this consultation is all about! To start with, a huge secret fantasy of Stefanie's is sex with a stranger.

So what am I supposed to do? Wear a mask?

No, but it will allow her imagination more space to run wild if she is taken from behind. She will also like it if you are just a little overpowering with her. Remember though, the stranger stuff is just a fantasy. It's hot to think about someone being so overcome with lust at first sight of Stefanie that they claim her for their own. But she wouldn't want that to actually happen. She still needs to feel safe and in control at all times, and it goes without saying you can't hurt her, not even slightly.

I think I can work with that. It's hardly my usual style though.

Well unless you want to be a one woman man for life you shouldn't have a usual style. We're all different, you know?

Fine, noted. Any other intel?

Stefanie enjoys getting down and dirty. Literally. Outside might work well for that, the muddier you can get her the better. She also likes food play.

What, like covering her in food and making her messy?

Pretty much, yes. Whipped cream is her absolute favourite. It drives her wild. Plus it would be a lot of fun to lick her clean of it, I would have thought.

I'll be sure to stock up on it for next time, but I don't have any right now. How about ice cream? I have plenty of that and she certainly likes eating the stuff.

Oh yes, that could work on a nice sunny day. Be careful to drip it slowly over her though, no girl wants a big, freezing dollop of ice cream suddenly landing on their vagina.

Right, that seems fairly straight forward. I have to wrap this up soon. One more tip for the road?

Sure! I bet you will find this with a lot of your connections, but Stef is partial to a bit of dirty talk. She quite likes being insulted during sex, but only mildly and definitely nothing targeted - 'slut', 'little prick tease', maybe even something like 'cum bucket' if you are feeling bold. Nothing beyond that though.

Okay, I'll play it by ear.

Perfect! So a quick summary for a recommended outdoor sex session with Stefanie, then. Lead her somewhere as muddy as possible. Take her from behind and slowly force her onto her hands and knees. Then penetrate her doggy style. At this point you should be talking to her in a dirty, mildly degrading way. Then, as an extra treat for her, once you have finished, drizzle ice cream over her boobs and tummy then clean her with your tongue. Sound like a plan?

Awesome! Thanks Aphrodite!

You're welcome :)

Luke navigated quickly to the Sex Moods button that, sure enough, had now appeared for Stef. At four hearts the only thing he seemed to be able to do with it was adjust her libido level, anywhere from nought to a hundred per cent, using a slider. At five hearts there were also bars that did the same thing for her levels of submissiveness and permissiveness, as well as options to pay for Stef to be given permanent kinks, fetishes and sexual behaviours of your choosing. Those were all greyed out for now and looked like they cost a small fortune anyway, so Luke drew his attention back to the libido slider. A part of him was naturally curious to see what a hundred per cent horny Stef would be like to fuck, but he instead went for seventy five per cent. That would hopefully be a lot of fun without her becoming too much for him to handle.

With that setting locked in for the next sixty minutes, he needed to get outside quickly and enjoy a naked, horny Stefanie before someone else did.

It wasn't long after Luke stepped back into the communal garden that he realised the slider had worked its magic on his favourite blonde barista.

"Hey babe, I was about to come in there and drag you out." Stef told Luke as she twirled her hair and smiled seductively at him "Now, are you going to give me that seeing to you promised or what?"