An Ambulance

As you walk out of the door you spot an ambulance. A crowd has gathered around. You tap the girl in front of you on the shoulder.

“What happened?”

“Supposedly some big rabid dog tried to **** her. Not that I believe that crazy crap. Police shot it and it ran off.”

You need to get to class so you keep walking, troubled by the girl’s comments.

You sit through class, thinking about the strange story. You wonder if the Vulture’s works on animals. You suppose it would, but that still doesn’t fully explain what happened. Class ends and you decide to go hunting for the dog.

You head back to where the girl was attacked. You find paw prints in the dirt across the street. You follow them. The trail ends. You keep walking pondering where it might have gone.

You come to a narrow alley between two old buildings. You hear a low growl. You step into the alley.

From behind some trash cans emerges a giant dog. It’s size isn’t the most disturbing thing about it. It’s cock is huge and it’s eyes are glowing red.

Suddenly, you regret chasing after the supposedly wounded dog. You back up three steps. It moves forward three steps and growls.

You turn and run. You hear it rapidly gaining on you. You run into the street without looking. You hear the screeching of tires. There is a loud bone crunching thud behind you. You turn around to see the body of the dog creature twitching in the road. It begins to smoke. You watch as it simply evaporates into a sulfurous cloud.

“What the hell was that?” You say to nobody in particular.

You head back to your dorm.

As you walk back to the room, you see your neighbor Brody with the sexiest girl you have ever seen.

She is five foot ten in her stiletto heels. Her legs are long and tan. Her ass is pear shaped and perfect. Her breasts are enormous and defy gravity. She favors you with a smile and your cock hardens.

Her lips are full and fire engine red. Though, you can’t imagine them putting out a fire. Her eyes sparkle mischievously.

She walks into Brody’s room with him. You can’t imagine where the pale, pompous, nerd found her.

You step into your room and throw some water on your face. You settle into your desk to finish your paper. Then you hear a noise…