An Accident Here or There

Naruto finally left his apartment knowing he was already late and happy he wasn’t dead he decided to stroll down the long way to get to the meeting point. The long way consisted of many stores and pastry shops where he could buy himself some breakfast.

Walking down the long way he passed by two ladies who were talking about the various flowers throughout the village. One of the two had quite the ass which Naruto admired as he walked by. His mind got pretty focused on it he whispered under his breath “Man I bet no panties she owns could fit that ass.” Then he ran into a pole.

(The woman’s panties finally gave way with a snap. She was truly glad she was wearing pants as it seemed none of her panties fit her anymore when she was getting ready this morning. She didn’t tell anyone however seeing as she feared she may have gained a little weight.)

Naruto brushes himself off and got off the floor. He couldn’t believe he had just hit a pole. He continued down his long path waving to a few other nice villagers who waved his way. Then he saw his favourite pastry shop. Excitedly like a little child he ran to the door just to find it locked. Looking inside he saw plenty of fresh pastries on the counter then looked and saw they weren’t to open for another hour.

Naruto cursed under hIs breath focusing on the pastries. “They should open just for me!” He said not loud enough for anyone else to hear. Suddenly one of the bakers seemed to pop there head out of the kitchen and spot Naruto. The baker man smiled and made his way to the door unlocking it.

“If it isn’t Naruto! We don’t open for another hour but since your here I’ll let you buy some. Besides business is business!” The man then let Naruto inside.

Naruto bought three pastries eating one on the way out. He overheard the same baker who let him in turn away another set of customers that tried to enter right after Naruto left.