An APC.

"... I'm sorry, what!? What the fuck do you mean you want to be an APC!? Why!? You know what? I'm just not gonna question it, but I'm giving you the ability to turn into a human, understood? Anyway, Kira's already at home, so you do what you want, see ya!"

And with that, you wake up in the parking space, the camera girl right next to you.