Amy lands on another Embarrassing Event and gets into a fight with a clerk.

“I can’t go back to the hideout naked! I have to find something to cover myself!” Forcing herself to come to a stop, Amy looked around the serene promenade for anything she could use. There was only one thing, a little sign propped next to a coffee shop’s door. It contained the menu of the day.

Amy picked up the sign. If she held it in front of her chest, it barely reached down to cover her crotch.

“YOU THERE-“ An angry young man came out of the shop in a bolt, a piece of bread in one hand and an empty trash bag in the other. He looked barely past his teens, with freckles adorning his face. “Stop! That sign is property of the coffee shop!”

“W-w-wait, I can’t give it back!” Amy shuffled behind the sign as if it were a shield, her feet rubbing each other nervously. “I’m naked! I can’t walk around the city like this!”

“I don’t care. The sign is going to come out of my salary if you take it, thief!”

“I’m not a thief, I’m a cop!”

“Then where is your badge?”

"Well, I left with my badge in my clothes.... that were.... stolen." Huh, maybe that’s how the Heartcrushers found out she wasn’t one of them. Why did she bring her badge to the initiation?

“Right, how about I call the real police to report this? If you are one of them, they should help you.”

“No, no, no! I can’t let the captain know this happened, you understand? Fine, you can keep your stupid sign! Coffee is misspelled anyway!” Amy tossed the sign at the employee, his eyes growing like saucers as they glimpsed at the nipples staring back at them.

“But I am taking this!” Amy yanked the trash bag away from the astonished clerk and folded it across her body before angrily strutting away. Amy wrapped it around her torso like a skirt. A very trashy skirt.

She looked like a weirdo, but she was a technically decent weirdo! Amy kept walking. Her trashy piece of clothing didn’t exactly pass unnoticed, but she made a much better time without worrying about exposing her bare ass every couple of steps.

Embarrassing Event: The Sign.

You stumble upon a discarded cardboard sign belonging to a local business. It´s just big enough to cover either your front or back. But, before you can pick it up, an angry employee comes out of the store, accusing you of stealing the sign.

Challenge: Hard.

Result: Success! You get away from the employee with a new souvenir. Draw the a makeshift cover card.

Makeshift Cover: Thrash Bag

A large black plastic bag usually used to throw out trash.

Effect: Avoid losing 1 DP per event. Breakdown numbers: 1,3,6