Amused and Confident

The opportunity came on a team-up with the Avengers. Black Widow had gone missing, and a distress call said something about a synthetic Infinity Gem had been traced to a small island called Satan's Reef. Reed had picked up unusual energy signals and the Fantastic Four had gone to investigate. The two teams met in the sky above the islet, just as a cannon had appeared from beneath a cloaking field and blasted Fantasticar and Quinjet at once!

Sue Storm held her arms out, maintaining the invisible **** field that protected and hid them all. Around her, she could hear the others talking, the usual chatter of explanations. She made out the voice of Captain America, who had been to Satan's Reef during WWII, and Iron Man, who recalled how he had destroyed a synthetic Infinity gem aboard Thanos' flagship years ago; Reed babbled on about infinite background radiation and the temperature within stars during their various growth stages. Luke Cage and Ben Grimm slapped hands together like old friends, and Spider-Man and the Human Torch wisecracked about the New Jersey Parallelogram.

At last, they settled down, and Sue let her invisibility fade...being careful, as she did so, to "accidentally" let part of her costume fade with it, to give all the men present a view of her backside.

The conversation faltered. Such was the power of the Invisible Woman's ass.

Oddly, Reed only smiled at this display. He too admired Sue's butt during its brief moment of full magnificence, but unlike the others, he showed no hint of shame. If anything, he was bemused at their reactions. As if to say: I am the smartest man in the world, and that's the ass I'm tapping.

"Darling," Reed said. "You're giving the boys quite a show."

"Whoops!" Sue said, in the same playful tone, and let her full costume fade into view. "My bad. Do forgive me, gentlemen."

Captain America coughed, briefly, then said:

"When last I was here, there was a secret tunnel, rarely used. If it's still there, we could use it to sneak into the old complex," he said.

"All of us?" Reed asked. "We might do better to split up. After all, we need to both disable that laser and find Black Widow."

"Good point, Mr. Fantastic," Cap agreed. "The Human Torch and Iron Man are our only flyers; and the tunnels are too cramped for The Thing. They should stay topside."

"Spider-Man's agility makes him a natural fit for the closed quarters, and my rubbery body can move through cramped spaces. You've been there before, and Luke Cage can clear any obstacles," Reed Richards said. "So we should go in through the tunnel."

"So where does that leave me?" The Invisible Woman said, hands on hips. "Am I going with my husband, or with these other handsome heroes?"