Always check for traps

"What?" Lauren asked, confused. "What the big deal?"

"Always check for traps." Evan explained with a sigh.

"When you grasp the doorknob, a trapdoor opens under you." Dennis explained. "You fall into a spiked pit and take..." He rolled a dice. "Eight damage. Oh, and you lose a garment."

"I... that's not fair!" Lauren snapped, blushing slightly. "You're just making this up!"

"It's all in the book." Dennis tapped the massive tome next to him." Now give up a garment."

"I... fine!" Lauren yelled. She reached down, then pulled off one of her sandals and slapped it down on the table. Dennis picked it up, looking it over.

"Size four." He read aloud.

"Jeeze Lauren, your feet are tiny!" Evan noted.

Despite herself, Lauren blushed all the more...