Alternate Ending

I wrote out two endings to the song, the "traditional" one and Gilia's improv...this is the traditional version. If she'd failed the Athletics check, Gilia would've ended up on her knees and eating Mira out for the finale. ;)

"Traditional" Ending of The Wanderer Took My Man

Said she: 'That's quite enough of that; now fuck us both alike!'
But I held my man tight, close to me, and squeezed down on his spike.
The Wanderer tried to work her charms - steal him from me, belike.
But he cried out how tight I was as he painted my womb white.

My sailor-man is back to sea, but she has been disarmed;
I wooed him from that doxy, and defeated her fell charms!
And though I miss him dearly, in the end it's been no harm:
I've got a captive Wanderer to keep my cunny warm!

[And now, I curse you with knowledge: I accidentally wrote this in ballad meter, only realizing it halfway through, which is entirely appropriate but also means I now can't help hearing it in my head to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song...]