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Ally and the vibrating glow plug

Ally and her friends Lily and Kenzie were going to a 90s themed foam party at the Kappa Sigma house. The three University of Tennessee sophomores chose to add some intrigue to their night by wearing vibrating kegle inserts that glowed when activated. Ally wore the green one to match her eyes, Lily wore the purple one for lily of course, and Kenzie wore a blue one because it was available. The trio stopped to pickup some drinks for the party as you never know if the frat house will have good **** since Kappa Sigs are alcoholics and don’t care as long as it gets you drunk cheaply. As they stepped in the liquor store Ally dropped her remote when it broke it turned on at full blast.