All The Shots!

You figure you're just going to go for broke. You finish off the bottle by taking another seven shots, then you sit down. You get distracted by something.

Then... Nothing.

A while later, you slowly regain consciousness. Your eyes are closed and you don't want to wake up yet, so you just try to drift back off. Suddenly, you startle, freezing and waking up immediately. You realize you blacked out again last night.

With trepidation, you lift your head off the kitchen table and immediately look around. The notebook is sitting open on the table right in front of you. Before anything else, you examine the notebook, terrified of what you might have done last night after blacking out again.

First, you notice that the lines about others hitting on you, using you for sex when you're in the mood, and spectators joining in have fortunately been removed. That note took up the entire bottom of the page, though, so you turn the page, worried drunk you wrote something else. The color immediately drains from your face as you see that drunk you has, indeed, written you another note.

HEY BITCH

The hel you doin tryng to take my confrol?

JUST ASK BITCH. KTHX.

but yu know wut? Fine. Ill take sum of thm bak.

bt in trad? You are going to get blackout drunk every day at 9pm, whether you're drinking **** or not. also dont bther with hidin th rulebook, cuz I, drunk Jennifer, can summon the rulebook to me whenever I want to just by wanting it.

and cuz yuu tryed to take the rulebook:

You are constantly masturbating except during sex, but can't orgasm from anything other than a dick in your pussy.

You can masturbate freely in public and nobody is going to judge you for it.

You can be naked in public and nobody is going to judge you for it.

You are going to get more and more aroused until you have an orgasm.

now, go get lade.

bye

XOXO Drunk Jenni!

True to drunk you's note, your hand is indeed in your pants playing with your clit. You hadn't even realized. You're also very, very wet.