Alice(s) in Murderland

Both Barbara and Gwen awoke in a small, nondescript room. Neither woman was quite sure what exactly was going on, but they hand't been bound in any way -- both women reasone that their captor wanted to toy with them. The room was empty, save for a TV hung on a wall in the room.

As Barbara got herself to her feet, she turned to see she wasn't alone. "Batgirl... they got you too, huh?"

"Spider-Girl? It's uh, good to see you, I think..."

"Any idea where we are or what's going on?"

"I believe I can answer that," said Jarvis Tetch as he appeared on the TV screen. "I've been looking oh-so-long for an Alice to test out my brand new Murderland, and it would seem that now, I have two!"

Gwen rolled her eyes at the TV screen "Oh god, it's *this* guy... what kind of elaborate deathtrap that ultimately doesn't work did you make this time, Hatter? Or is it Arcade? I can't keep up with all the name changes..."

"Probably because he changes his name every time he fails, which is, like, every other day," Barbara said to Gwen. "Nobody could keep up with all those different names."

"Shut up!" Tetch snapped. "Your little jokes won't save you this time. For I have built more than a mere **** trap this time. I have finally finished my life's work! Behold, my Wonderland -- my Murderland!"

The TV began to flash images of a theme park, which looked to be populated by Tetch's murderdroids and a number of very pretty women wearing sexy bunny outfits, all of whom Barbara and Gwen could tell were being mind controlled. In his "Mad Hatter" phase, mind controlling hats were his forte, and this time, it was the bunny ears the girls were wearing.

"So we beat up some murderdroids, break some bunny ears and meet some really hot girls. Oooooh, we have a real Goblin Clown here, Babs," Gwen snarked.

"I know, right? Such a menace! And he even has his own theme park now! Gobby's gonna be soooo jealous!" Barbara said in a condescending tone, infuriating Tetch.

"I--Stop making fun of me! You'll be sorry! Especially when those trendy collars you're wearing blow up!"

"Uhhhh... what?" Barbara said, tracing her neck with her fingers. Yup, there's a collar there all right.

"Those collars have a verrrrry special purpose. I could go in to the science behind it, but I really want to get this show going, so I'll just give you the short version: You orgasm, you die. And my bunnies are a very lustful bunch!"

Shit, Gwen thought to herself. That... actually sounds like it might be a challenge. At the same time, Barbara was thinking the same thing.

"Anyway, I'm dying for you two to get out there and explore my masterpiece, so you're free to go... but be careful not to cum! Toodles!"