Alexandra Daddario

"Oh, this is easy," you exclaim, rubbing your hands together like a cartoon villain. "Give me Alex Daddario."

As soon as the words leave your lips, you feel the scene change around you. As it comes to focus, you find yourself in the backyard of a well-appointed house on a sunny day, overlooking a calm pool, and a lone woman sunbathing beside it on a towel-draped lawn chair.

Although she's wearing sunglasses and a hat, you recognize Alex's world-famous body immediately. You should recognize it considering you'd studied her nude scene from True Detective season 1 like you were writing a thesis on it. Wearing a green, two-piece bikini, you can't help but lick your lips as you take in her long legs, flat toned stomach, and show-stopping tits. Your body is almost on auto-pilot as you can barely fathom what's about to happen - a fantasy truly come to life.

Before you realize, you've already made your way over to her. Standing next to her and producing no reaction, you realize now that she's quietly dozing, watching her chest rise and fall hypnotically. Still wearing your same ratty sweatpants, your dick is visibly hard so you swiftly undress. Your erection casts a shadow over Alex's face as you lower it and slap her lips and cheek with a soft THWACK, knocking her sunglasses askew and waking her.

"Huh, what the fuck?" she says groggily. "Who the fuck are you?"