Alex and Jodie spend time reading Lois Lane's Night Out

The two siblings find themselves at home, three weeks before college begins. The internet just cut out, and Alex is disconnected from his best ever World of Sneed game. Furious, heartbroken and devastated - he makes his way to the router to set things straight.

Only... he never quite makes it. When he passes Jodie's room the door is wide open.

What he sees inside disturbs him. Jodie sits quietly in her room. Reading. She never reads. The Hell is going on?

He watches her from a distance, distrustful. In her hands lies an old comic book. He can't make out the name, but he recognises the characters on the front. Superman? Is Jodie secretly a nerd...?

Perturbed and unsettled to his core, he watches Jodie for five entire minutes before she notices him. He's never seen her so... still. Whatever she's reading has completely enraptured her attention.

When she looks up her eyes go wide in shock. Alex smirks. "Comics, Jodie? That's... new."

She rolls her eyes. "Shut up, fagboy. I can read literature if I want."

"Literature, huh?"

"Yes. It's called Lois Lane's Night Out. I wouldn't expect a sissy like you to know about it."

"Is it good?"

Jodie looks at Alex, exasperated. "Do you exist to annoy me? Go... tug your pinky or something."

"I'm just curious. I've never seen you read before. I wasn't sure you could."

Her eye twitches. "6600 pages, Alex. And I've read every single one of them. What was the last book you read?"

"..."

"That's what I thought."

Jodie eyes him for a minute, her face contorting into a malicious smirk. "You know what? Come and sit with me. I know just the story for you."

*READING IN PROGRESS*

Alex turns to Jodie, "Okay, seems pretty standard so far. Don't see the big deal. She's undercover in a nightclub. Gets spiked and now she's dancing."

"Shut up! Just keep reading."

"...Is she getting horny from the ****? What kind of comic is this?"

Jodie giggles "The only kind worth reading."

"Holy shit the barmaid is fingering her"

"It gets even better. Just wait."

"Creampie computer popups? Okay... this isn't legit. Where did you get this comic, Jodie?"

"Some crazy guy in an alleyway, called himself Beepbop or Zeebop. Reminded me of you, actually."

"Kind and caring?"

"No... just a massive beta."

Alex's heart sinks into his chest as he reads the next few pages. Jodie smirks knowingly. "Someone's getting invested..."

The long black schlongs were still plunging in and out, heavy dark nut sacks slamming against pale white buttocks

He gulps hard. "The writer sure is descriptive."

"Mm. Enjoying yourself?"

"N-No..."

"The tiny tent in your pants suggests otherwise, cuck."

Alex blushes but says nothing. I wish she wouldn't call me that.

Jodie sniggers in response. "Keep reading. I know you want to."

Alex clears his throat and tries to compose himself. "Okay, so the writing is good... But why would Lex organise this? What does he gain from Lois being... black-bred?"

"I don't care."

"You... don't care?"

"Nope. I like seeing her fuck black dicks. And judging from your eenie-weenie Eiffel tower, so do you."

"Can you just.... cool it?"

"Sure thing, sissy."

"Morse code pussy squeezing?!?"

Jodie cackles at Alex's outburst. "I know. It gets even better. He replies with cock thrusts."

"Do you... do you think Superman could hear and see all of this while it was happening? I read a comic once that said he could hear a pin drop from space."

Jodie sneers. "Ugh. Of course you're a fan of SuperCuck."

"It's an honest question."

"It's a boring one."

"You just want to read interracial porn."

"And?"

"..."

Alex reads on. "I will say that the author formats his chapters well."

"Right? Nothing worse than opening a new page and there's no spacing. Zero typos too. And he actually uses different words for genitalia!"

He eyes his sister in disbelief. "This new... literary critic side of you is freaking me out"

"Eat shit, Alex."

"This SUPERBREEDER thing..."

"Hottest thing you've ever read, right?"

"Hot? You think Lois being ****, hypnotised and forcibly impregnated by black cock is hot?"

"I'd volunteer for it."

"You're unbelievable."

"You are now in optimal position for breeding." The other-Lois spoke, but the reporter could hear herself speaking automatically, following along with every word. "We are going to leave you like this for a few minutes to get comfortable. The implant has already activated and caused your ovary to release another ovum. Try to relax." They smiled together. Lois could feel the ache, like a throb or deep bruise, in her abdomen. "Your black breeding bull will be with you shortly."

Jodie grins. "I love smut that makes thing systemic."

"You... what? What does that even mean?"

"You know. Systemic. Like, formalised. Impersonal. It's being treated like a medical procedure."

"You're sick in the head."

"I'm not the one with a raging boner, little bro."

"Black Lightning... Real subtle."

"Yeah I couldn't believe that was a real hero at first. Other characters by the same creator: Black Goliath"

They both share a laugh over that.

Lois tasted ozone

Alex pauses when he reaches a specific line. "Does the author expect us to know what that tastes like? What the Hell does ozone taste like? How does Lois know what ozone tastes like?"

"Easy. Supercuck flies her around all the time."

"Sure, but I mean you can't taste ozone. The air in Australia doesn't taste different... Does it?"

"Google it."

"Can't. Internet's out."

"Shit."

Alex reads on. For the next five minutes the room is quiet. Eventually they reach the ending.

"You know I'm kind of disappointed we never get to see Superman's reaction. I mean, the love of his life gets bred by Black Lightning and turns into a sexslave for black dick and that doesn't affect him at all?"

"Ugh. Enough with the Supercuck what is wrong with you?"

"I just think it adds an interesting dynamic."

"No one wants to see that... caped freak who wears his underwear over his pants. The only time I want to see him is if he's sissified or powerless."

"Why do you hate Superman so much?"

"He wears his underwear over his pants"

"..."

"And his powers are dumb. Sonic scream? Really? Guy who can hurt people by screaming very loud?"

"Anyway... Um. That was an interesting read."

Jodie smirks. "You fucking loved it. You wimp."

"N-No. I just appreciate good writing."

"Pfft. And I'm sure all those black dicks had nothing to do with it."

"They didn't."

"Suuuure."

"I should... I should go. The router's still broken..."