Akali…twice.

Sett blinked with his eyes really fast, for a moment worried that he might gone completely mad without noticing it. Akali stood there in front of him…twice. Completely identical, the black-haired assassin stood there, not a single hair looking different. Both Akali’s also had the same mix of concern and grim determination on their face.

“What the fuck?” Sett just said confused.

“Who is the right one?” the left Akali said grimly.

“What the fuck?” Sett just repeated.

“Neeko, Sett, get it?” the right Akali said annoyed and rolled her eyes.

“I…oh…ah, sure…ehm,” Sett stuttered. “I…don’t know…you look…what the fuck, why are you testing me?”

“Sett, focus, who is the real Akali?” the right Akali said and pointed at her double. “She or me?”

“I don’t fucking know” Sett said, looking from one Akali to the other. “You look exactly the same.”

“Good,” the left Akali said with grim satisfaction. “Thanks.”

“Thank you,” the right one said, smiling the exact grim smile. “And you too, Sett.”

“Who of you is the true Akali now?” Sett asked confused, feeling way too helpless in his situation. “And what the fuck is that test for?”

“Sorry,” the left Akali said with sudden cheerfulness, her whole body seem to melt together, her whole stature getting more petite, her hair turning violet, her skin green at the shoulders and her clothing morphed into simple leather-stripes. A tail appeared out of her spine and her eyes went bright, yellow and much bigger than Akali’s almond-shaped eyes. In the blink of an eye, the left Akali was not Akali anymore but Neeko, the changeling of the league.

“Sorry,” Neeko repeated smiling. “Can we come in?”

“Yeah, sure,” Sett muttered, still a bit baffled about this last half a minute.

Akali and Neeko went inside and Sett closed the door behind him. Akali switched on the light, which Sett found a bit unnecessary. The sun wasn’t shining in his room right now, but it was still bright enough to see anything, so Sett switched it off again.

“No, leave it on, please,” Akali said sighing. “Just in case.”

“In case for what?” Sett asked confused. “What’s that all about.”

“I…” Akali said, chewing on her tongue.

“Tell him the truth,” Neeko said, who sat down cross-legged on the couch and looked from Akali to Sett, her tail swaying slightly behind her.

Sett gazed from Neeko to Akali with a big frown. What the fuck was going on again?

“Are we in danger?” Sett asked suspiciously.

“No,” Neeko and Akali both said at the same moment. In case of Neeko, it sounded calming, but Akali still looked at him with this grim concern. Sett didn’t like it at all.

“Well, I am excited to hear your story,” Sett said and sat down on his bed, looking at Akali.

“It’s a bit…complicated,” Akali said slowly.

“No, it’s not,” Neeko chimed in cheerfully. “Should I tell it? Then you have to be only half embarrassed.”

Akali didn’t answer, she just sighed.

“That’s a yes,” Neeko said satisfied and turned her head to Sett. “Akali needs me to trick Kayn, because Kayn could be upset when he watches you this evening. Thus, Akali needs to distract him with herself, but because she is annoyed of Kayn, she asked me to play her, so she doesn’t need to be fucked and I get to fuck Kayn instead as her.”

Sett stared Neeko, his face the equivalent of a big question-mark. “What?” he asked confused. “Why…what?”

“Didn’t he talk to you during lunch?” Neeko asked mildly surprised. “I watched you and it didn’t seem like a friendly exchange.”

“Well,” Sett said slowly, looking from Neeko to Akali, reminding what Kayn had said to him a few hours ago. “He said…he kind of threatened me, yeah, but I don’t think he meant that seriously. That I would ‘claim’ anyone in here? That’s completely bullshit.”

“Oh my god,” Akali sighed and face-palmed herself. “What did he say exactly?” she added, her hand still over her eyes and mouth.

“Uhm…something about I shouldn’t believe ‘they’ would all fall in love with me,” Sett said frowning. “Dunno. It sounded like he wanted to make his point clear that he had some sort of right to be with anyone in here. Which he can’t mean serious…right?” he added slowly. “Right?”

“Good job, Akali,” Neeko said apologetically. “You’ve found the most jealous man on this vacation and kind of still love him.”

“I am beginning to overthink that,” Akali growled and hit her head with the palm of her hand again. “He is such an…argh!” She sighed very deeply and shook her head. “Okay, Neeko, you don’t need to do it anymore. I seriously need to speak a word with Kayn. He is crossing a red line there and I will not let him stalk anyone anymore, threaten someone or do even worse things. Sorry, change of plans, but I’ll need to do that without any trickery.”

“Alright,” Neeko said with a shrug, even if she pouted slightly. “Good luck, though.”

“See you, guys,” Akali said, turned around, fished her smartphone out of her shorts and closed the door behind her. Before the door shuts, Sett already heard her say into her phone: “Vayne? Meeting you at Kayn’s room, now.”

“Oh-oh,” Neeko said and looked at Sett meaningfully. “That means trouble.”

Sett just nodded. He still didn’t come over the fact, that Kayn truly meant his words seriously. Why else would Akali storm off that quickly and also call Vayne?

“Don’t feel bad though,” Neeko said, looking at Sett with a sly smile. “Akali and you will find your time, to have sex eventually.”

“Huh?” Sett said surprised. “That’s not what she wanted.”

“Yeah?” Neeko said chuckling. “So sure, about that? What did she want then, by coming here with me?”

“She…” Sett said slowly, thinking about Akali’s words. Neeko was right. What did Akali wanted at the first place? Just check if Neeko was good in changing into her? After Sett had talked about Kayn, she just picked up that thread as he addressed it.

“See?” Neeko smiled. “She just didn’t get to the point, when she offered herself to you. That sounded way to submissive. Eeh – she didn’t ask you yet, if you and her could have sex.”

“You seem pretty sure about that,” Sett said and snorted amused. “Were you invited to have sex with me too?” he added jokingly.

“No, I was invited to watch,” Neeko said matter-of-factly. “To see how she react to pleasure – to be a perfect double, adapting her behaviour during sex as well eventually.”

Sett stared at her, not quite sure if he should be confused or aroused by the fact that Akali wanted to have sex with him in front of Neeko’s eyes. He didn’t even question Neeko’s statement, because that story was way too complicated to be a lie.

“A shame,” Neeko sighed. “I can’t have sex with Kayn now probably. That would be fun. Then again, it’s probably better, or he may get angry even more at Akali, when he finds out, who he was actually fucking…even though it’s so much fun to be someone else, when you have sex.”

“Do you do this frequently?” Sett asked her, quirking an eyebrow at her.

“From time to time,” Neeko said relaxed, straining through her hair. “But only with the consent of the person I’ll impersonate.”

“How kind of you,” Sett said amused. “So, if I ask you to be someone right now, you wouldn’t change?”

“I wouldn’t fuck you,” Neeko corrected him with a smirk. “But if you want to see someone…”

Sett opened his mouth, the words ‘no, thanks’ already in his mouth, but hesitating a bit too long. Neeko had morphed into Akali once again in a second, but with a very prominent difference than before: she was nude. Sett couldn’t help, but stare and admire Akali’s body, even if it wasn’t the real Akali. Her tattooed, tanned body looked gorgeous, her nipples were dark and erect and her pussy with the trimmed pubic hair glistened in the lights of the room. In her eyes was lying this hunger, he saw a lot in the eyes of women in the last few hours.

“Technically,” Neeko said with Akali’s voice and spread her legs on the couch, giving him a good view to her pussy. “Did she give her consent.”

“And how…?” Sett asked, feeling his cock growing in his pants. “…would she feel if I have sex with you, in her shape?”

“Don’t know…” the false Akali said thoughtfully, in a second morphing into Neeko once again. Without clothes. She obviously didn’t have Akali’s firm c-cups, nor her body that was defined from hours of sports and fighting. But she was beautiful, with her petite stature, her soft a-cups and her cute smile on this innocent face. “But I am not that beautiful…”

“Neeko,” Sett said calmly and closed the distance to his couch, propping himself on top of the pillows, looking down at her. “You know that’s wrong.”

“Thank you,” Neeko said with bashful smile. “So…I know you have a date at the evening…buuuuut…it’s not evening – yet.”

“Lucky me,” Sett said and winked at her. “If you promise me that you won’t change mid-sex…”

“Promised,” Neeko giggled, her hands already unbuckling his belt.

Akali was pissed. And when she was pissed, she could easily be like Vayne on a bad day. She stomped through the corridor of the mansion towards Kayn’s room, her hands clenched to fists.

“Hey Akali,” Kennen said, as he passed her on her way to Kayn’s door. “Everything’s okay?”

“A storm is brewing,” Akali growled. “You better take shelter.”

“Hehe,” Kennen chuckled and waved his hand. “Have fun.”

Without a knock Akali slammed the door to Kayn’s room open. He sat on his bed, legs crossed, his scythe in his hands, which gloomed menacingly red. As Akali stormed inside, he opened his eyes surprised. “Akali?” he started confused. “What the…”

“How dare you to threaten Sett!?” Akali interrupted him furiously. “How dare you to act like a child, who has to share his ‘toys’!? Who are you, that you think women are your ‘toys’ at all!?”

Kayn’s face, a mix of confusion and shock had turned into grim anger, while Akali yelled at him. “You’ve seen him?” he asked suspiciously.

“That’s the first thing you ask me?” Akali said outraged. “I can’t believe it! You are such a jealous idiot! I cannot believe it. One thought of another man that might want me and you run to him and tell him, he should stay away from me?”

“So, you would cheat on me?” Kayn asked, standing up from his bed as well, his face just as angry as Akali.

“Cheat on you?” Akali repeated disbelievingly. “Cheat on you? We were close last year, but not in a relationship, pal!”

“Now you are kidding, Akali,” Kayn laughed mockingly, before he made a scornful face and said with a high voice: “Oh yeah, shove it in me, baby, I love your fat cock inside me, I don’t need anything else in my life.”

“Are you confusing dirty talk of a friends-with-benefits-relationship with actual relationships?” Akali laughed humourless. “For real?”

“Friends with benefits, yeah?” Kayn said angrily. “Listen Akali, you are…”

But before he could tell her, what exactly she was, the door behind them slammed open once again and Vayne came in. The look on Kayn’s face as the black-haired owner of this mansion came into his room, was very satisfying for Akali. He backed off immediately as Vayne, her face a hateful grimace, stomped towards him.

“Is it true what Akali said, Kayn?” she said with ice-cold calmness, which couldn’t be more dangerous. “You stalked Ahri and her work through the walls?”

“I…” Kayn said carefully, still backing down and obviously caught in surprise by her question. “I…how do you know?”

“So yes, great,” Vayne nodded and tapped with her right hand on her left arm. A blue screen activated on her black gloves. Kayn’s face got even paler than before and even Akali still very angry at Akali felt a little bit bad for him.

“Is it also true that you think you have some sort of right to get sex from some of the female guests in here?” Vayne continued, her eyes glowing with cold hatred under her red glasses.

“I…Vayne…” Kayn said, leaning against the wall now.

“Yes or no, Kayn?” Vayne bellowed impatiently.

Kayn didn’t answer immediately. He just closed his eyes for a second and then nodded.

“Wonderful,” Vayne growled and rolled her eyes. “You guys are really testing my patience and not everyone is here yet!” She tapped on the screen on her gloves again and pointed at Kayn with her fist. “Enjoy it. Because you will feel it until tomorrow.”

A loud *woosh* sounded through the room and from her gloves flew an orange projectile at Kayn. With a dull noise it hit his exposed stomach and Kayn groaned out loudly. For a second nothing happened, then the orange projectile spread out from its point of impact. In a second Kayn was enveloped by an orange, permeable skin entirely. He groaned out even more and fell to the ground, struggling to get up again but failed.

“And I warn you, Kayn,” Vayne said with grim satisfaction. “Next time, you’ll feel it a lot longer.” She turned to Akali and deactivated her screen on her gloves. “Thanks for looking out, Akali,” she said friendly, but her eyes still glowed dangerously. “But I am warning you too. Two days, two accidents already and you knew a lot about them. Don’t make me angry as well.”

“I know my limits, Shauna,” Akali said calmly, using her first name to show that she meant it this way. “Really.”

“I hope so,” Vayne said coolly.

“And what about Sett!?” Kayn growled from the floor. He tried to stand up and crawl on the bed, but the orange-skin seem to press him down. With clenched teeth he tried to get forward, looking up to Vayne with a face full of jealousy and anger. “He still walks around freely, not exhausted by you…”

“He will get his punishment, just as Evelynn,” Vayne said coolly. “Be sure, Kayn. Sett’s gonna get his special treatment as well. They both will. Just as Draven got his last year. Just as anybody gets his own punishment for misbehaving here. It should be a vacation! Holidays! Not a fucking battlefield! Why is this so fucking hard to understand!” And with these words she stomped out of the room, leaving Kayn and Akali alone.

For a moment none of them moved (even if Kayn really tried to, judging by his grunts and groans), then Akali went to Kayn and grabbed him under his arms, heaving him on his bed. There he lied on his stomach, the orange sphere around him still enveloping his whole body.

“Satisfied?” he hissed through gritted teeth, looking at Akali, his face a painful grimace.

“I would be more satisfied, if you were the Kayn, I grow to like last year,” Akali said calmly and with not a single bit anger in her voice anymore. “The Kayn who made me feel good and didn’t behave like a child, when I went to Zed and fucked with him. The Kayn, who worshipped my body and not just went with his pleasure to fuck off to another woman afterwards. The Kayn, I like.”

She went to the door and looked back at Kayn as she opened it. Seeing him there on his bed, the exhaust-spell pressing him into the mattress, his face full of pain and exertion, made her feel bad now. He even looked kind of remorseful now.

“It’s Rhaast, right?” she asked, a small worry line on her face. “You let him in again. Right?”

Kayn didn’t answer. He probably couldn’t even nod or shake his head in his current state, but the look on his face told Akali enough. She sighed deeply, before she shook her head and went outside.

“Next time you seek a woman out, to have sex with her,” she said before the door closed completely. “Knock. Please.”

With that the door snapped shut and Akali went back to her room, with the good feeling that this was way better than her original plan. Sending Neeko to have sex with Kayn would’ve just delayed this conversation. Now all three of them were left unsatisfied for this night, but at least Akali felt like she achieved something today.