Airi Akizuki

"Airi Akizuki from Oni Chichi," you say after a moment of intense spiritual reflection. And by spiritual reflection, you mean scrolling through Hentai streaming websites at 2 a.m.

"Peak taste," the genie says with a satisfied nod, snapping his fingers as a glossy photo of Airi floats into view. "Blonde. Blue-eyed. Japanese schoolgirl. Twin tails. That perfect mix of bratty and sexy. What more can a man possibly want?"

"I know, right?" You grin like a man who just won the lottery. "Honestly, I kinda get her stepdad. I mean, I’m not saying it's right, but I understand.

The genie raises an eyebrow, but lets it slide.

"I want Airi as my girlfriend," you continue, eyes gleaming. "I can't wait to make love to her every night, pump billions of my sperm into her womb, and knock her up by the end of the week! The thought of my sperm fertilizing Airi's eggs, her belly round with my baby, her giving birth while I hold her hand..." You place a hand over your chest. "It makes my heart race, genie!"

The genie stares at you for a second.

"You need therapy," he mutters, but he's grinning. "Anyway. Stop drooling. Wish accepted."

He raises his hands. Magical light floods the room. The air crackles. Your floor starts glowing like the final boss is about to spawn.

"I am now bringing Airi Akizuki into your world. Congratulations, you now have a Japanese schoolgirl as your girlfriend, you absolute degenerate."