Aiden gets offended

"Who's bitching about my turning people into cum balloons?"

"Now, now, we're guests. You can't just insult our hosts if they disagree with what was one of your most brutal transformations so far. Though what you did to those police officers might have been worse."

"I can and I will, A. Their accusations are completely groundless."

"So you didn't turn a server into a cum balloon, wheel her into a young woman's birthday party, and then make her explode cum all over them, turning them all into sex freaks?"

".......in my defense, some of them were probably sex freaks beforehand."

"And you did a wonderful job ensuring it."

"They had it coming! They were all little bitches! Much like these two! Besides, I think it's unfair to be entirely judged based on my early actions. That was before I gained a larger perspective and met you."

"Right, you were still Aiden then. And I was Julie and being written by someone else. You know, it's probably good this Gina and Marcie didn't get to the point where we changed our names. They'd probably rightly call you out on being full of yourself."

"The only one here that's been full of me is you."

"Haha, sex joke. As always, darling, you are infinitely clever."

"At the very least, they do recognize that. If they only had bad things to say, I'd be offended."

"I um...I think they were talking about the idiot that created you."

"Don't talk about my mother that way."

"Not...ugh, no. Just...let me say this and then you can go back to complaining."

"Fine."

"Ahem. 'The creator would like to express his thanks for the obviously unbiased feedback from Marcie and Gina, as well as his appreciation of their noting his ability to use grammar and mostly correctly spell the words he intends, unlike so many of the supposed authors on this'...nope, not reading that. Uhhh, ah, here. 'Furthermore, he would like to note that the recent changes to the list of tags was not inspired by Marcie and Gina's review and was something he was aware of and meant to amend at some point.' He assures me and all of you that it is merely coincidence. Not sure if I buy it, but okay. Let's see, the rest of this is just bullshit he thought of to make himself feel better or justify his weird fetishes, except for...'The author maintains that the creation of this story and its viral theme was created completely independently of the Covid spike and is more based off of other similar stories on this site and his own tastes than anything else.' So there. I think he's more up his own ass than Aiden, but okay, whatever."

"Can I speak again?"

"Yes."

"I resent the implication that I'm a little shit."

"Don't worry, there's no need to imply it."

"You're supposed to be on my side!"

"Yeah, but have you heard the way you talk sometimes? I really don't blame them. You're lucky you're hot."

"I feel like even that isn't going to help my case against these two. I think they're lesbians."

"Aww, doesn't that just ruin your day? A pair of girls that don't want to worship you like a god. They didn't even get to that part of the story either. You're just a normal, horny egomaniac to them."

"A horny egomaniac with a plan! They seem to be under the impression that the virus' growth is strictly exponential. They are wrong. I purposefully suppressed the Infected and made it so they didn't give themselves away too quickly. Not that it really worked since Hermes, the obligatory secret government division or whatever, still showed up eventually, but it was enough for me to have some small scale fun. If they ever bother to actually find out the rest of the story, they might discover that things get plenty big like they want. Ironic for a pair of probably-lesbians to have that complaint."

"I think that's enough mockery of their sexuality. And I'm not sure saying you were only using 25% of your power is a justified excuse for everyone not immediately noticing the sex monsters and orgies."

"Fine, how about we operate on the assumption that everyone in that city are idiots then?"

"Given I'm not a native of that city and you are, along with your noted penchant and preference for bimbos, I think that's perfectly allowed. Any other warranted complaints you have?"

"Technically no one dies, since we later learn that the virus has a very convenient super-subconscious that absorbs the minds of the people that 'die', ensuring that they remain pseudo-alive and hopefully remaining on the allowed side of the rules."

"Sounds like a technicality."

"It is and it will remain that way. And no one is supposed to like the protagonist of a story that's porn first, plot second. I reserve my right to be a self absorbed moron since Mr. Dumbass Author came up with all this bullshit for fun and to take a break from writing the stories he pretends to care about."

"And how much time has he put into the fun story as opposed to the serious ones?"

"So, so, so much more. Author should be ashamed of himself."

"And I'm sure he is."