Agree to let them join you

"Very well," you say, "I would be happy to have your help on my quest."

They both seem overjoyed to have your company. Harietta gives you a hug that nearly crushes her soft, overflowing breasts from her corset. Osmond gives you a lingering hug that feels a bit like a massage that is working its way down your back towards your shapely posterior. Harietta cuts him off with a punch to the arm and he releases you.

"It's only two days journey to the base of the drude mountain," Osmond says. "Another day of climbing and we'll be among the druids."

"It's three days and two days climbing," argues Harietta.

"You've done it once, I've done it three times," Osmond counters.

"You were blind drunk all three of 'em!" Harietta retorts.

It's like this throughout the remainder of the day as you continue along the path, unmolested by more red wugs. Apparently the bodies you left behind were enough to send a message. Osmond and Harietta continue bickering on into evening. You actually have to interrupt them to suggest making camp.

You find a good spot along a clear stream and they work, grumbling, to set up a fire. The tension is too much.

"What is the matter with you two?" you blurt.

"He thinks a woman is just a hole to be bent over as he pleases so he can get his rocks off!" Harietta shouts.

"She thinks a prick is meant to be scorned and not sucked," Osmond complains.

"As if you'd return the favor," Harietta shouts.

"You've got a smelly arse!"

"Oh, so that's why you're always trying to stick your prick up it!"

They go on like this for a few more minutes, growing so angry it almost comes to blows. At last you stand up and shout and separate them. Still obviously angry, they creep off to separate parts of the campsite. You sit alone, somewhere between amused and dejected. Then an idea strikes. What if you were to teach them both a lesson? If they could work out their problems maybe then you could all three get along in peace.

You look at the blanket-covered lump of Harietta and over to her husband, who is stretched out in the open with the pillow under his head. If you're going to resolve this you're going to have to decide which one to start with.