Adventures of the Starship Rebirth

Captain N-Gyn was sleeping in his hyper crib - a type of pod with a malleable, almost goo-like mattress that fit the sleeper's body perfectly as they slept - when the glass top slid open. The Malleable Operative Betasomnia Implanting Litany (or M.O.B.I.L., a device used to induce slumber in its user and thus assisting in stable sleeping schedules) retreated into the ceiling above him as a light turned on. The Captain rolled onto his back, his face scrunched in a disgusted manner both at the light trying to pierce into his eyes and the cold and clammy against his genitals. He has wet himself at some point in the night and was in need of a new diaper.

On his head was a dirty-blonde crop of hair. The rest of his body was free of body hair, every other follicle having been carefully lasered out, as it was standard issue. He was dressed in yesterday's uniform; a bright-blue legless, short-sleeved onesie typical of male members of the crew. Beneath it was his diaper, standard federal wear that all members of the NIN's Exploration Division wore.

"Ugh," the Captain groaned, not happy to be awake. "M.O.T.H.E.R., five more minutes."

"I'm sorry captain," the robot said in a chipper (if not mildly condescending) way, "but its time to wakey-wakey. You asked 'pretty please' for me to wakey-wakey you before I wakey-wakey the rest of the crew."

"Ugh," the Captain groaned again, this time prolonging the 'u' before trailing it off into an "alright, alright, alright. Get me ready, would yah?"

"Okey-pokey," said the robot as it summoned a hover-stroller built for one as the robot effortlessly picked the Captain up bridle-style and sat him into the chair before pushing it out of the sleep chamber where the rest of his crew lay in their own hyper cribs.

The Newborn Intergalactic Network is a massive, massive web of planets that took up two and a half galaxies, nearly every planet within those galaxies under NIN jurisdiction. The NIN itself was founded under a race of aliens called the Ascendiaries, a race that has evolved so far beyond all other sentient life in the universe that they see all other species as mere children in comparison. Because of this, they treat all other species within their "care" as if they were babies. They provide technology that advance lesser developed planets into their own respective space-ages (much like what happened to Earth 400 years ago) and in return these planets agree to be "adopted" by the Ascendiaries as members of their "family". In lesser-lifeform terms, this means that these planets are to swear allegiance and become a part of the NIN and the species that live on it abide by their laws. The Earth was resistant at first, but given the Ascendiaries were eons ahead of Earth, the war was over before it began. Sure the adults found it demeaning to be **** to wear diapers and baby clothes, drink from bottles and sleep in cribs, but within a few generations this became normalized and the Earth was just another space-faring species that have been freed from poverty, war and disease.