Adult supervision

"You... I.... why in the... HOW IN THE HELL?!" Giles shouted at the teenagers in front of him.

Xander stayed still while Amy cringed back in her chair. Xander slouched to the side and rested his weight on the arm of the chair, letting his left leg straighten out, and letting his newly enhanced penis continue to slowly advance in its growth now down past his knee.

"OF ALL THE HARE BRAINED IDEAS!" Giles waved his hands in the air and turning away he started cursing in long dead languages.

"Finished?" When Giles quieted down Xander asked after a minute of complete silence.

Giles turned on his heel, glared at the boy and advanced towards him.

"Because if we are going to throw stones about stupid shit teenage boys have done when they should know better lets talk about your little punk phase, demon possessions as **** and dead friends." Xander said coldly, as he made a show out of rolling up his sleeves nonchalantly.

Giles stopped short with a stumble. He bowed his head, took a deep breath and with a groan he righted himself. "Point."

"As to why?" Xander asked, seemingly unbothered by the older man's fleeting fury. "I was hurt and as we know hurt people do stupid things."

"But why a love spell, Xander?" Giles managed in a reasonable voice.

"****. Once she was in love with me again I would dump her loudly in public. A humiliation for a humiliation was my goal." Xander waved a hand back and forth. "I would dump her like she dumped me and for once Cordelia Chase would get to experience heart ache."

"And you went along with this?" Giles asked a very nervous Amy.

"He was black mailing me." Amy pointed at Xander.

"Truthfully I'm not sure I would have gone thru with it. If I had Cordy back I probably would have just never gone thru with the **** part of it. Maybe. 50-50 odds." Xander sniffed.

Giles looked between to two with a dumb founded look on his face. He pointed to Amy, "****?"

"Oh, did I forget to mention that Amy has been dabbling in mind altering magic?" Xander played at forgetfulness. "My bad. But for the record, I did tell Buffy and Willow."

Giles turned to look at Amy, "And what, exactly, have you been doing playing around with very dangerous magic?"

"Passing?" Amy winced and when Giles frowned at her she blurted out, "Its not my fault. I missed over a month of school when Mom took over my body. I've been trying to catch up but some classes are harder than others."

Giles pulled his glasses off and rubbed his eyes with the heels of his palms. "Of course."

"So...." Xander popped his lips, "Can we get to working the problem or do you want to rage out some more?"

Giles pulled his glasses back on and looked at Xander and Amy, "Lets begin. Now, what God did you call upon to fuel this, uh, ritual?"

"Gods. Plural." Amy answered. "He had a list."

"No kill like overkill." Xander shrugged. "Halloween left me with some... bad habits."

Giles whimpered.