Adult Film Awards Festival (AFAF)

The Annual Adult Film Awards Festival's red carpet could be seen sticking out under the door. You, David, could spot an AFAF carpet a mile away, able to identify the microfibre weave and without knowing what microfibre means, able to spot the exact shade of Crown Vermilion, and all that, just because every year of your life since you could get it on your phone, you've watched the AFAF.

You step through the door and find yourself on the red carpet leading into the event.

Attending this event is a dream come true for you like hugging a person in a big old mouse costume in Florida would be a dream come true for some other more well-adjusted asshole. But for a monster like you, not even that one wedding held at that strip club last year is gonna be able to compete with the AFAF in the BJU.

Standing on the red carpet, waving her hand in the air like she's a queen of something, her massive silicone jugs swaying left and right along with her wave, is the world's hottest newcomer to porn this year, or, like, the year you died and came to the BJU, Kimberli Kiss. Kimberli Kiss is a classic blonde bimbo, with heavy, round fake tits, a perfectly made up face for a glamour shoot, and pin-straight dyed blonde hair, with dark brown roots. She's half-grinning, like she always is in her videos, fresh-faced newbies always do, but then, she's spotted you, and the grin switches fully to a scowl.

You turn to the guy next to you, some nerd cheering for Kimberli, and he unloads his predictions on you like it's Monday night's game. "Kimberli's gonna take best newcomer, but maybe other categories like stealing best fake boobs from Sidny Sin. I think she's the hottest here ya know?"

This guy is one of the least important parts of this world that exists solely for your dick to get wet in, so, you ignore him, like you would have in real life, kinda unsure why he'd be here in the first place.

Turning back to the cameras, Kimberli smiles again, but her cute little up-tilted nose wrinkles up, likely at your actual smell, even from behind the stanchions, but if not from that, then just from your presence in general.

Soon, the next pornstar walks by, Avena Tilla, past you and the other fans waiting behind the stanchions, and she turns, showing off her massive ass, and then smiles for the camera. Avena is wearing a skintight dress with lace trim. It basically looks like a nightie, and you can see her tits through it. Avena's half-Italian, half-Mexican complexion is gorgeous, and she's a beautiful woman. Her tits are far less perfect than Kimberli's engineered globes, but some might see that as an advantage.

The guy next to you, though, seems to know that 'that big brown booty' is gonna win best natural T&A, unless there's some kind of surprise nominee.

Next, you spot the favorite for 'best MILF' this year, Chastity White, 40...something, no one knows, but with the body of an athlete. Her stomach is flat, her legs lean and muscular, and her tits perky and pointy, firm and jiggly. You've seen Chastity in plenty of films, and she's one of the hottest MILFs, if not the best. She'll probably win the category this year.

As you move through the AFAF, you spot a few other stars you recognize: Milena Caros, Ailene Ailene, and even the washed-up has-been of tit-fucking TikToks, @DickWrappa, aka Tina Rappaport.

You push your way up through the stanchions, tripping, stumbling onto the red carpet, and drawing a ton of flashbulbs your way. As any of the pornstars happen to look your way, they scowl, generally, but it's not a surprise, and you don't need them to like you for you to put your cock inside them.

You could head into the event now, and find a table to sit at, or you could find a mouth out here to fuck first.