Add some new rules

Mukesh lied in bed, fighting the urge to masturbate. It was hard to resist knowing he was going on his first date ever tomorrow.

He pulled the notebook from his bag and read over his last rule. It seemed to work pretty well.

He grabbed a pencil and started writing another:

New rule: Mukesh, the writer of this rule, appears incredibly charming to any women he interacts with, regardless of what he says. This is especially true for women romantically interested in him.

He was very satisfied with the wording of this one. Not only did it mean he wouldn’t embarass himself around women, but it didn’t compromise the person he currently was. He worried writing anything that directly altered him physically or mentally could be dangerous.

He sends a text to the number she gave:

“Hi Sarah, this is mukesh”

She texts back in a few seconds:

“Hi Mukesh! Hope you are having a good night. Can’t wait to hang tomorrow ;)”

Mukesh blushed. He wasn’t sure what to say next, but hoped it wouldn’t matter much thanks to his last rule.

“Yeah me too. It’ll be lit”, so corny he thought

“Haha! You are so silly