Act 1: Chapter 1: Meeting My New Bosses

"Fuck me. Every goddamn time I think the world can't get more fucked up I find something new." I said as I scrolled through Reddit seeing mostly some rather depressing shit. As I scrolled through posts I was completely unaware of two feminine forms materializing in my room.

"This the guy?" said a voice that had a hint of snarkiness in it. "Yes I believe so." said a voice that was calmer and a bit cold in it's tone.

Hearing two women talking behind me causes me to spin around and tumble onto my ass. "SWEET JESUS FUCK! WHO ARE YOU?!" I yelled as I grabbed a pair of scissors and ready myself for a possible fight. Course these two could probably steamroll me considering they just appeared out of nowhere but I'd be damned before I go out like a little bitch.

"Ha! I like this one! He's got balls!" the white haired yellow eyed girl said as she cackled. "Carnachias please. Let me do the explaining before we scare him into a heart attack." the black haired blue eyed girl said as she floated towards me. "Calm yourself. We mean you no harm. I am Melanoche and this my sister Carnachias. We've come to offer you a job." Melanoche said giving a small curtsey.

"A job? What kind of job?" I asked as I slowly lowered the scissors. "And why the hell would you pick me?"

"Because of your dark desires dumbass! We need you to be our new evil Overlord!" Carnachias said planting her fists on her hips. "We've been looking for someone who's got some dark shit in their head they'd love to do. And you know exactly what I'm talking about." Carnachias said with an amused giggle. Her sister sighs in exasperation as she rubs her forehead. "Pardon my sister sir. She's rather blunt when speaking. But yes we want you to become an Overlord for us. We seek to overthrow the Light of our world for-" Melanoche is interrupted by her sister. "For being a cheating bitch! That whore made her stupid fucking heroes OP as shit!" Carnachias yells angrily as she flails around like a kid having a tantrum. "The Dark, that's us by the way, were finally about to win and take over the world with our monsters then that cunt pulls some bullshit out from her skirt and turns her chosen heroes into fucking OP protagonist cucks!"

Melanoche's right eye twitches in annoyance. "Yes. That. We seek to retaliate against this slight by cheating as well and that involves you. We plan on turning you into our trump card against the Light. You'll lead our monsters, pillage conquer nations and most importantly at least in your case defile the women of the world."

"Okaaay. Sounds like a good deal so far but how do you expect me to conquer a world as a human?" I asked as I sat on my chair.

"Of course not as a human stupid! As a monster! One you get create and design!" Carnachias said poking my forehead rather hard. "We got some variety of big dick creatures for you to become! Oh and did I mention tentacles? You can get tentacles as well if you're not a little bitch about that sort of thing."

"I ain't a bitch you bitch. But you have to understand that you're asking me to become a **** murdering monster. Yeah that shit's okay to fantasize about but you never actually do it. I mean shit! I know at least to separate fantasy from reality unlike most psychos!"

"Did I mention we can grant you a Pro Gamer HUD?" Carnachias says wiggling her eyebrows.

"The fuck is that?"

"A cheat that grants you EXP from just doing literally anything. You can get experience just from eating breakfast." Carnachias says as she started floating upside down.

"Oh you manipulative bitch you got me. I'm in!"

Melanoche's eyes widen in surprise. "Really? That quick?" she said both amused and dumbfounded.

"Hey if there's one thing I love to do in games it's find ways to boost my experience more quickly and lessen the grind. Sometimes I enjoy the work but other times it's a pain in the ass." I said as I as I rubbed my hands together.

Carnachias cackles. "Well said dude! Come on Melanoche! Let's take our future Overlord to the character creation room!" Carnachias said as she cartwheels to her sister and wraps an arm around Melanoche's neck.

"You mean The Void? I don't know why you even call it that." Melanoche says as she snaps her fingers and all three of us are teleported to what was called The Void. It was actually quite pleasant. I seemed to be in a purple room with several screens floating about.

"Okay new Overlord! Get to creating!" Carnachias said giving my back a rather strong and enthusiastic push which makes me tumble towards a screen.

"Okay. Here we go. Future Overlord character coming up!"

Up Next (If I fucking remember to write the damn thing) Act 1: Chapter 2: Designing An Overlord