Acid rain charity fundraiser

"It's a fundraiser, silly," Sophia giggled. "All the coal plants in Pennsylvania are spewing so much sulphur dioxide into the air that acid rain is super bad this year! That's why I've had to restore you so often. We've gotten 150 million Americans to pledge that they will donate $10 to pollution relief each for every article of clothing that melts off you, Libby."

"So I'll be naked? In public? In New York City harbour?"

"Yes!"

"But acid rain will stop?"

"If all your clothing melts, Libby, that's a lot of money to finally close down those darn Pennsylvania coal plants!"

"That's a load of soot off my face, Sophia," Libby brushed her forehead dramatically. "When do we start?"

"I think there's an acid rainstorm coming in now!"

Outfit durability: 30/30 (Cowboy boots, assless chaps, daisy duke shorts, a belt with a buckle shaped like the continental US, a croptop, neckerchief, and a classic cowboy hat)