Achievement unlocked: Tomboy Conqueror

Matt giggled as she leaned back a minute later, locking eyes and slowly swallowing down Jake's virgin load. "Why didn't we do this before, bro?"

"Am I that tasty?" Jake asked with a blush, wiping a bit of sweat off his forehead.

"God fuck no, you taste terrible! Reminded me of salty, rotten fish," Matt says with a bright smile, lovingly caressing Jake's dick with one hand, the other grabbing Jake's un-emptied soda can and taking a small sip, rinsing her mouth. "Or, you just mix terrible with citrus. Don't jizz in any frat party punch bowls unless you adjust your diet a little," she explains as she gently gets up and stretches her back and knees before glancing around the room. "Need more than one sample to extrapolate a graph. Now, where do you hide your fap napkin dispenser?"

"I, uh, have a toilet roll," Jake said as he pointed at a box in a bookshelf by his gaming rig.

"Dry and disintegrating toilet paper? I thought some of that crust was a bit crunchy," Matt said in faux shock before giggling, sticking out her butt for him to oogle as she opened the box and looked inside. "Aw, dusty condoms, still not expired," she said after glancing at the contents. Then she pulled out the roll of paper, tearing off a bit and spitting on it to moisten it before cleaning her face of any remaining Jake baby batter spatter. "Now, what was I saying... Ah, yes. I asked; why didn't we do this before?"

"I don't know," Jake said, bit confused by Matt's train of thought, distractedly stuffing his dick back into his underwear.

"Me neither really," Matt sighed as he returned in front of Jake, moving in to face him and sit on his lap with her legs spread, knees up. "I guess it's my fault," Matt said after staring into his eyes for a few seconds. "Usually I get off with my toys and leave you guys in the friend zone. But I was feeling really fucking thirsty for some cock today. Didn't help that you are beginning to become a challenge to defeat. I guess I got a submissive streak."

"You a sub?" Jake asked and laughed. "That's news to me."

"Shut up!" Matt said and punched Jake hard but playfully in the shoulder. "I like to dominate, but that works better with girls, and I don't really go there. I like the idea of being used and put to use by guys," She said while fishing a packet of gum out of her pocket, stuffing a piece into her mouth.

Jake hesitated when she offered him one, but realized he didn't know if his breath was bad or not, so he took one. "Blue balls then, maybe? Or whatever you girls call it."

"Don't ask me, I hate most of them," Matt sulked and glanced off into the distance. "I dunno, I probably got some disorder that makes me allergic to gossip and fawning."

"Well, you've been going for those non-gendered pronouns since you were thirteen, so I guess they were afraid you were drooling at their tits in the locker rooms."

Matt snorted and pressed her chest out. "I guess I'm losing my non-binary card. Sucking cocks and wearing gaudy make-up, hoping for some massive honkers that jiggle as I exercise."

"There's some jiggle here too," Jake said as he clapped Matt's butt cheeks, eliciting a small moan.

"Don't make me sit on your face, pretty boy," Matt said with a threatening smirk, a hand caressing one of his cheeks.

Jake was about to reply as an unusual ping came from his phone. "Huh," he said as he unlocked the screen to see what it was notifying.