Mei didn’t give Izuku any time to react. She quickly hoisted herself up, stormed over, and snatched the device out his hands.
“What the fuck Midoriya?!” She snapped at him. “Are you seriously messing with my stuff? You know how important my babies are to me!” Izuku froze.
For a moment he processed what she said, before he spoke. “Wait, you… aren’t mad about the blowjob?”
Mei stared at him with obvious annoyance. "What? No... I'm mad that you touched my stuff. Why would I be mad about the blowjob?"
Izuku cleared his throat and looked down in embarrassment, the gravity of his actions finally catching up to him. "No reason..."
Mei looked at the canister, reading a small screen on the side. "Twice? You used it twice?! What'd you say when I was out?"
"I-" Izuku panicked, trying to come up with something on the spot. 'If she finds out I made her give me the blowjob, I'm-"
*Pffft*
Suddenly Izuku felt himself growing distant, his last coherent memory being the sight of Mei aiming the canister toward him. "Midoriya." She stated. "What did you say to me when I was under the influence of the S.L.A.V.E spray?"
Izuku's mind was blank, yet he answered her question truthfully. "When I sprayed you on accident, I asked you not to be angry, as well as to offer me a blowjob. When you didn't go through with your offer I sprayed you a second time and commanded you give me one."
Mei sat there in silence at his answer. She should be angry, furious! Yet something in her brain didn't allow her to be angry about the blowjob, since in a way she WANTED to give him one. So instead, she decided to be angry about the unathorized use of one of her babies.
After mulling it over for a minute, she finally opens her mouth, ready to make a command of her own. "Midoriya-"
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