About fitness and flexibility

The questions were odd, but no odder than the job you guessed. They asked about your general endurance, ability to handle weather, and off your limbs were flexible enough to stay in odd positions for extended periods of time. If these weren’t weird enough, the question then went to ask about your penis size, sexual preferences, and history dealing with fetishes.

This probably should have warned you off, but you answered everything as honestly as you could. Within 30 minutes you received a job offer, asking you to come 30 minutes before the event tomorrow night to prepare and receive instructions. The address was for a club district, known for having many of the gay and lesbian clubs in town as well as those catering to more select clientele.

Knowing you had a job lined up, you messaged your parents to get them off your back, then decided to relax until you needed to get ready the next day.

When that time came, you showered, shaved the tiny amount of facial hair you could grow, and got dressed. The club district was a 20 minute walk, and as soon as you got there you saw your new boss as well as a clue of what was expected of you.