About as outrageous as Jack's

Doug came out of the locker room wearing a grass-skirt, sandals, and a flowery lei. Vince emerged grinning from ear to ear wearing green camouflaged boxer-briefs, combat boots, a model rifle strapped across his bare chest, and a soldier's unbuckled helmet on top of his head. Pavan was dressed as a lifeguard in a red speedo, flip-flops, and a whistle around his neck; shirtless, I could see that Pavan had a tattoo wrapped around his muscular bicep. The twins were dressed as a demon and angel duo; Rocky was wearing a black latex crop top that completely showed off his abs with matching shorts and boots that were held together by zippers. His top had small bat-like wings in the back and his tiny shorts had a forked tail hanging from the belt. Rhode's costume was a similar design except his was white and held together by strings instead of zippers. His top had small feathery wings behind him and he had a halo on top of his head...wait...or maybe Rocky was the angel and Rhode was the devil...? Oh well, I will learn to tell them apart sooner or later. As for Tucker, he wasn't kidding when he told me about his outfit. He was wearing a cowboy hat, high-heeled cowboy boots, furry chaps that framed the thong he was wearing with an American flag design on it. You can totally see his butt except for the two strings that ran around his waist and between his cheeks; shirtless as well, you could see the dusting of freckles along his shoulders. He looked as embarrassed as I felt which was oddly comforting.

"Um...you guys look...great." I meant it. They were all very attractive men and it appears as if they already applied oil to themselves making their muscles shine in the lights. They were pros.

"Thanks Jack," Doug held up an arm and flexed a muscle "you gotta give the customer what they want. And you can't go wrong with all this sex appeal."

"Of course, that's what makes me Dream Gale's most popular employee." Vince flipped his long hair. He reminds me of Rorke sometimes.

"We show them that naughty can be nice." The twins stood back to back as they fist bumped speaking in unison.

Pavan smiled giving us all two-thumbs up.

"I just want to grab my paycheck and head on home." Tucker tried to hide the blush across his freckles by lowering his cowboy hat in front of his face.

I had to admit, seeing my new coworkers dress as suggestively as me made me feel a little bit at ease. Just a little. I can at least blend in to some degree here.

Zayne clapped his hands, "Alright Jack, let me show you how to greet the customers!" Zayne grabbed me by the hand and pulled me toward the entryway. "When you do openings, be close enough to the doors so they can see you but far enough so the crowd can come in without bumping into you. Oh, and be sure to strike a pose as you give them our greeting. The customers like that." Zayne turned my profile towards the door and had me bend my arm at a 90 degree angle as I placed my other hand over the back of my elbow in a flex while bending my knee. "Can you give me a big smile Jack-my-bee?" Zayne showed me some dimples as he poked at his own cheeks and I obeyed. It was hard not to smile whenever Zayne was acting so enthusiastic. He nodded and headed towards the restaurant doors to open up. As he swung them open, there was already a line of people who immediately caught sight of me as sunlight poured in the room illuminating the oily sheen off my muscles.

The customers stared at me wide-eyed, "Um...oh! W-Welcome to Dream Gale! Where all your dreams blow you away!" Did I get that right? Zayne nodded in approval while all the incoming customers whistled and clapped their hands.

"Whoa! Who's the new guy!"

"I don't know but he's hot!"

"So tall!"

"I wonder if he's BIG down there too?"

"Looks like it, that speedo he's wearing is barely holding itself together."

"Can we request him to bus our table? Please!"

"Sexy Bunny! Can I hop into his lap?"

It seemed every customer that came in was fascinated with the new guy. I kept feeling a little self-conscious but thankfully my new coworkers jumped in. "Don't forget about us ladies." Doug and the other waiters lined up next to me and struck some of their own poses. "You get to take in the sights as well as the food." Though my heart was still hammering, it was comforting to know I wasn't doing this alone.

My first day at work. Things appeared to be going well. The customers seemed to enjoy my company as I bussed their tables holding my pen and notepad, "Hello everyone, my name is Jack. How may I be of service to you?" My first table had five girls who all looked up at me with clear amusement.

"Oh there are a ton of ways you can service us Jack."

"But for now, we'll just stick to you serving us food." The girls let out a laugh before placing their orders. My cheeks turned red as I noticed they were checking me out in this skimpy outfit. After writing down their orders, I hurried to the kitchen to place them with Priscilla and the chefs then moved on to my next table.

"Hello there, my name is Jack, I will be your server for the day. May I start you off with some drinks?"

"Jack? Jacobee Wendell?"

I looked up from my notepad and looked into the face of someone very familiar.