A young brunette receptionist

A bubbly, smiling brunette receptionist with some deep cleavage greets you. "Hi, sir! Welcome to Misogyny Heaven! How can I help you today?"

"Uhhh... Hi. Misogyny Heaven? What?" you say.

"Misogyny Heaven, sir! This is a place for misogynistic perverts to fulfill any fantasy they want!" She pushes her cleavage together with her arms, then leans forward to allow you to look at it. Seductively, she says, "And I mean, anything you want." She draws out the word "anything".

Okay, this has to be some sick joke. Lacking confidence, you respond, "Heh, you're kidding, right?"

"Nope!" She leans back and resumes her cheery smile. "Misogyny Heaven is a real free-for-all sex buffet for our guests, and you're our first one! Which means for five dollars, you'll have exclusive access to fuck and **** all two hundred of our female employees."

You stare at her blankly. Did she just say I'd get to "fuck and ****" two hundred women? For five bucks?

"We try to keep a lot of variety of women for our guest. We have redheads, blondes, Asian girls, black girls, whatever floats your boat! The more the merrier, right?" Seeing the dumbfoundedness written on your face, she says, "Or maybe you swing the other way...?"

"No, not at all," you say, snapping out of it. Despite being in disbelief, you find yourself reaching into your wallet and forking over an Abe Lincoln.

Surely, once you give her the money, the cameras will reveal themselves, right? This IS a joke, right?!