A water park (how original!)

“Wow, the water park? Oh, that’s so cool, Mr. Okuma! It’s been way too long since I’ve last been here!” Elizabeth looked up at the slides, billboards with marine mascots on them, and sparkling water and danced around with joy. “Do all dates take place at places like this?”

“No, dates can technically take place just about anywhere, as long as it is somewhere where you can both have fun,” Tanukichi explained. “I chose this place because I figured, after everything that happened today I could use a little bit of cooling-off.”

“I see, I see… makes sense,” Elizabeth said, nodding. “You forgot a very important thing, though; how, exactly, do I ask a boy that I like out on a ‘date’? Do I need to bow, or do a special handshake, or is this the kind of thing done through email?”

“Oh, no, no, nothing like that!” Tanukichi said, putting up his hands. “The process involves, uh…”

“Allow me to explain, Mr. Okuma,” Ayame stepped forward. “He explained to me earlier that when a girl wants to ask a man out on a date, she should lift her skirt, if she’s wearing one, to reveal her ‘flower’ to him before suggesting a place to spend time together. That way, there is no ambiguity in her intentions.”

“I see; that makes a lot of sense, actually!” Elizabeth nodded and lifted her skirt, revealing her labia and her short red pubic hair. “Mr. Okuma, could you please spend time with me at the water park this afternoon.”

“Er, uh… of course, Ms. Nagaoka. It would be my pleasure,” Tanukichi replied.

“Heh, that’s wonderful! Er, wait a second… shoot! I just realized that I left my swimsuit back at school,” Elizabeth swore.

“Not to worry.” Hyouka popped up like a mushroom between Elizabeth and Tanukichi holding 4 black full-body swimsuits. “I always take care to keep extra swimsuits on me in case I need to do any special observations in the field. I figured I’d need them because one old source on pregnancy I read referred to something called ‘breaking water’... whatever that is.”

“Er, thank you, Hyouka. I would have just bought some suits at the park gift shop, but this works too.” Tanukichi took the full-body suit with green highlights. “Now, let’s get changed and… uh… Ayame? Are you okay?”

“Yeah, totally,” Ayame replied through gritted teeth, gripping her pink-highlighted swimsuit so hard that it almost looked like it was going to tear. “I’m completely and totally fine. What would make you think I was anything other than fine? Ehehe…”

“Uh… right.” Tanukichi turned back towards Elizabeth. “Then let’s get changed and-”

“Yes, get changed! Let’s!” Ayame grabbed Tanukichi by the wrist and dragged him into the nearest women’s changing room, where she took him into a changing stall and slammed the door behind them.

“Hey, what are you doing? Let go of me!” Tanukichi struggled out of Ayame’s grip and began nursing his sore arm. “Okay, something is definitely wrong with you! What the heck is your problem?”

“Grr… I’m sorry, Tanukichi, but I can barely stand even looking at these abominations!” Ayame said as she took out her pink phone so she could swear. “These fucking things honestly should have been the first thing we got rid of.”

“What!? But… they’re skin-tight!” Tanukichi pointed out. “I thought you of all people would be a fan of these.”

“As if! These things are nothing but censorship of the human body! Covering up lovely glistening skin that should be shown for the entire world to see!” Ayame declared. “Every single time I see someone in a full-body swimsuit, I see someone taking a torch to the Mona Lisa, or putting censor bars in the Sistine Chapel!”

Ayame then began to laugh in a very disquieting way, causing Tanukichi to recoil a little.

“But now, we finally have a chance to make amends!” Ayame grabbed Tanukichi by the hands and looked him directly in the eye. “You’re going to go out there and tell everyone that the only morally acceptable way to swim is if at least 95% of the body is showing. Bikinis, after their long exile, will finally make their triumphant return!”

“95%!? Isn’t that, I don’t know… a little excessive?” asked Tanukichi. “They’d basically be naked at that point.”

“Who cares? The skin needs some vitamin D to stay healthy, after all! And I know it would be good for your ‘vitamin D’ too,” Ayame countered, wiggling her eyebrows. “It’ll be a lot easier to get your pool noodle inside a girl’s wave pool if there’s less in the way.”

“Yes, but… not everything needs to be sex all the time, you know,” said Tanukichi.

“Maybe, but the sex does make things a lot more fun!” said Ayame. “So stop pretending like you’re not gonna do it already! I mean, deep down you must be practically dying to see your precious Anna in a swimsuit, right?”

“I… I actually don’t know.” Tanukichi, grimacing, looked away.

“Huh?” Ayame, noticing the look in Tanukichi’s eyes, calmed down. “Is something wrong, Tanukichi?”

“No, it’s nothing, I just-” Tanukichi began, only to be interrupted.

“No, no, no, no; no pushing it off or half-truths here. We’re in a locker room; all secrets are laid bare here.” Ayame sat down on a bench on the far side of the changing room and patted the spot next to her. “Go on; lay it on me.”

“Augh… fine.” Reluctantly, Tanukichi took his seat next to Anna. “I’ve just been… so confused lately. I mean, I’ve wanted to date Anna ever since we were kids, but now that we’re actually sorta dating it’s… so different than I imagined it’d be. Plus, I’m dating other girls, and I’m married to my own mother, it’s just so… hard to process. And that doesn’t even include the fact that I can just rewrite social norms and morality at will now.”

“...” Ayame watched as Tanukichi stared down at his hands.

“Look, I get your whole desire for liberation and freedom, but too much chaos is… stressful, you know? I don’t know what to do, or where we’ll ultimately end up, or if this will all come crashing down. And the one thing that I thought I could count on to stay the same, to be there for me…” Tanukichi blushed as he thought back to all the ways he had heard Anna moan over the past few days. “Isn’t… there anymore.”

“... fine. Have it your way.” Ayame grabbed her full-body swimsuit and began to change into it. “We can change swimsuit standards another time.”

“Wait… really?” Tanukichi looked up from his hands in shock.

“Yeah, really,” said Ayame. “And you can take your date with Elizabeth at your own pace. Do what you want, when you want it, and only change the rules if you really think you need to.”

Tanukichi smiled and stood up. “Thanks, Ayame. You don’t know what this means to me.”

“Don’t mention it; now, get your suit on! It’s impolite to keep a girl waiting, new world or not.” Ayame winked and tossed Tanukichi his suit, which he swiftly put on. They then left the changing booth they were in and found Elizabeth and Hyouka already changed into their wetsuits.

“Heh, sorry we took so long. Ayame had some, uh, trouble with her zipper,” Tanukichi said nervously. “Good to see that your suit fits you, though, Elizabeth. It looks quite good on you.”

“Oh, really? Thank you!” the red-haired girl replied, playing with her curls.

“Fascinating…” Hyouka took some furious notes using one of her wrist monitors. “Was that compliment genuine, or was that something that people say on ‘dates’?”

“Er, yeah, compliments are a natural part of going on dates, but it’s not a good idea to give compliments you don’t mean. It’s a good way to start a bad relationship,” Tanukichi explained. “Over all, when you’re with someone you love, honesty is the best policy.”

“I see.” Hyouka finished her note and stood at attention. “Please proceed with the ‘date’ then.”

“Ah, of course; how do we actually ‘start’ the date?” asked Elizabeth. “Do we need to say a prayer, or do some sort of dance? And how do we know when the date ends? Do we have to do something first, or is there a time limit?”

“No, no, no, nothing that complicated,” Tanukichi replied. “The date starts when we both arrive at the date location, and it ends when one or both of us leave. And it can last however long we want it to.”

“Oh… then that means it’s already started? Wow; I hope I haven’t done anything wrong so far!” Elizabeth began to hyperventilate a little. “Everything has so many rules, so dating must be no exception right? Oh goodness, maybe you should have given me a study guide first; if I mess up, I could wind up being punished, or thrown in prison, and then I’d never-”

“Shhh!” Tanukichi silenced his date with his finger. “Don’t worry, dating is actually pretty lax on the rules. I promise, you don’t have anything to worry about; you won’t get in any trouble with me today.”

“Right… right.” She took a few deep breaths and calmed down. “So, how do we actually get started?”

“Well, the key to a date is having fun and getting to know each other, so why don’t we do just that?” Tanukichi suggested.

“They’ve got beach balls outside; how about we do some pool volleyball? It’ll be me and sleepy here vs. you and your date!” Ayame suggested.

“That sounds great; let’s do it!” Tanukichi said with a smile.

And with that, the four of them went out to the main area of the pool and dove right in. It was a little hot that day, but the cool water more than made up for it. Thankfully it wasn’t too crowded either, so they had plenty of room to play their little game - though, Hyouka only ‘played’ in the sense that the ball occasionally bounced off her head. She was still a bit too tired to move all that much, and Ayame did have to step in a few times to stop her from taking a nap beneath the surface. Still, it was a lot of fun to play and laugh together and, for a moment, Tanukichi almost forgot that this date was just ‘pretend’.

“Phew! I forgot how much energy swimming takes out of you!” Elizabeth said as she put the volleyball down on the edge of the pool. “Are any of you up for some snacks?”

“Sure; I don’t see why we can’t get some extra energy,” said Tanukichi. “I’ll pay.”

“Oh! Is that another dating tradition thing? That the man always pays?” asked Elizabeth. “If so, what if two girls date each other? Do they both starve? Or if two guys date, do they split, or do they both pay twice?”

“Take it easy; I was just offering to be nice, that’s all,” Tanukichi interjected. “You can pay for food next time. Er, I mean, when you’re on your date with the guy you like.”

“Heh, right… of course.” Elizabeth bashfully took a seat with Hyouka and Ayame as Tanukichi went and got some nachos for them all to share. Ayame didn’t touch the food, though, her appetite suppressed by depression as she looked around at the bathing suits around her and sighed. Hyouka would occasionally take a bite, but mostly remained focused on taking and reviewing notes on her wrist monitor so she more sort of grazed at a leisurely pace than ate.

“Ah, that’s better,” Tanukichi said after a few bites. “So, this whole ‘dating’ thing doesn’t seem so scary, now does it?”

“Yeah, it really doesn’t!” Elizabeth let out a sigh of relief. “If dating’s this simple, I have no doubt that everything will go great when I finally ask out the guy I like!”

“Well, assuming that you’re both compatible anyway,” said Tanukichi. “I mean, not to say that you aren’t, but it usually isn’t a great idea to get your hopes up too high with a first date.”

“Don’t worry, Tanukichi; we’ve already spent plenty of time together, so I already know that we’re completely compatible!” she replied. “I mean, I don’t know if he feels the same way or not, but the fact that he hasn’t made me move out yet has to mean something, right?”

“Move… out?” Tanukichi blinked a few times. “Excuse me, I think I must have misheard you. You made it sound like you and the man you want to be with are already living together. But, I thought you said the other day that you lived alone with your father.”

“That’s right; the man I want to date is my dad.”

Tanukichi was lucky he wasn’t eating right then, because he would have inhaled a chip directly into his lungs.

“Y-you can’t be serious!?” he said, just barely stopping himself from shouting as Ayame tried to hide the smirk growing on her face.

“Of course I am! He’s kind, and sweet, and he’s always been there for me no matter what! I can’t think of any other guy I trust more, nor any other that I’d want to date!” Elizabeth explained. “Plus, he’s been so lonely ever since my mom died… I know I can’t replace her, but I would like to ease his burden just a little.”

“Er, well… the thing with parents is… uh…” Tanuikichi tried desperately to think of something, but considering that he was married to his own mother there was no way he could get away with introducing **** as a taboo at this point. “They… can be good lovers, it’s just… are you sure you want to limit yourself like that?”

“Limit myself?” Elizabeth took another bite of her food. “What do you mean by that?”

“It’s just… dating your parents is a bit like… eating the same meal every day since you were a kid!” Tanukichi explained. “I mean, it’s fine, but don’t you want to taste other flavors before settling down with one? There might be one out there you haven’t tried that could be your new favorite.”

“Hmm… nope! Pretty sure my dad’s the only one for me!” Elizabeth said. “And if our dates go well, I plan on marrying him as soon as possible so we can start making babies just like you showed us! I think we might even still have some of my old baby stuff around somewhere, so we can raise them using my old clothes and toys!”

“How economical,” said Hyouka. “I commend you for your logical breeding plans.”

“Er, yeah… totally… logical…” Tanukichi’s mouth was completely dry at this point, and his hands were shaking as he tried and failed to feed himself another chip. Ayame, on the other hand, was just barely stopping herself from keeling over from the whole scenario. “Er, say, Ms. Koujo… I just remembered that there was, uh… another thing about dates that we forgot to mention, right?”

“Huh?” Ayame grunted. “What thing?”

“Y-you know, the thing that we talked about in the locker room,” Tanukichi lied, giving Ayame the most **** look in the hopes she’d understand. Unfortunately for him, she did.

“Oh, right right right… the special ‘couples pool’ that you told me about,” Ayame replied. “How could I possibly forget that?”

“Couples pool? What’s that?” Elizabeth asked.

“Yes; please, do tell,” Hyouka said, leaning closer.

“Mr. Okuma gave me some details, but not everything. Perhaps it would be better to show you rather than try to explain it.” Ayame got up from her seat. “Follow me.”

Ayame led the group to the pool’s storage building, where they still kept many of the items that were deemed too lewd for public use years ago. This included most swimsuits, packed away tight in plastic bags like bedding, pool noodles, which were seen as overly phallic, air beds, which were seen as overly yonic, water guns, and everything that might be remotely described as related to ‘water sports’. To most people, including both Hyouka and Elizabeth, this was all just dusty, useless junk from a bygone era, impossible to understand what it might have been used for. But to someone like Ayame, this was a temple teeming with golden idols and treasure just waiting to be unearthed!

But, she knew that this was not the time nor the place to bring most of this stuff out. Instead, she focused on one singular item towards the back of the room, which appeared at first to be a large wooden box.

“Ah, so they still have one like you said they did, Mr. Okuma. How fortunate.” Ayme crouched down and gripped the side of the box. “Would you three mind helping me? It will take some effort to get this outside, but I think we can do it.”

The others nodded and, together, they tore the box from the cobwebs covering it and dragged it outside onto the grass, where Ayame tore off the top and revealed…

“Ah!” Tanukichi gasped as his eyes lit up in realization. “It’s a hot tub!”

“A… hot tub?” Elizabeth repeated as Ayame hastily worked to get the thing operational. “I don’t understand; don’t most bathtubs offer hot water, unless there is something wrong with the heater?”

“Yes, but this is not just any tub,” Ayame explained as she connected a water hose and replaced the filter. “This is a tub specifically for people who are going on dates. It is equipped with massaging water jets designed to relax the people inside and… bring them closer together. Isn’t that right, Mr. Okuma?”

“Huh? Er, yes, of course!” Tanukichi hastily replied. “Super romantic! Can’t have a date at the pool without one!”

“Oh, I see! How lovely!” Elizabeth swooned and put her hands on her cheeks. “I can already imagine my dad and I in one of these~”

“Ahem,” Ayame loudly cleared her throat. “Well, before we can get started, there’s something you should know; bottoms are not allowed when you’re in the hot tub. According to Tanukichi, anything blocking the water flow is immoral and deathly bad luck.”

“No… bottoms?” Elizabeth looked down at her wetsuit. “But our suits all have only one part. How are we supposed to just take the bottoms off?”

“Never fear; I’ve got that covered!” The sun glinted off Ayame’s glasses as she took out a pair of scissors and got to work cutting off everything below the rib cage on everyone’s suits. “Don’t worry, everyone will understand if this is for hot-tubbing.”

“If you say so…” Elizabeth looked down at her naked rear for a few moments as Ayame turned the tub on.

“Alright, I believe it is ready to go,” said Ayame. “Hop in whenever you like.”

Hyouka went first, placing an experimental toe into the waters before slowly slinking the rest of her body inside.

“Ooooh my…” Hyouka’s body shivered as a water jet blasted directly into her cunt. “This feels… quite good. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this… rela… zzz…”

“Hey, hey, hey! Be careful!” Ayame grabbed Hyouka’s green hair and yanked her head up just before it dipped beneath the waters. “No sleeping in the hot tub! It’s not against the rules, but it’s a good way to wind up drowned.”

“Thank you… I will try to keep that in mind,” Hyouka said, placing her arms onto the sides of the tub to help stop herself from sinking again.

Elizabeth and Tanukichi went next, slipping beneath the water hand-in-hand and experiencing its rejuvenating warmth.

“Aaaaah… Ms. Koujo wasn’t kidding… this really isn’t like a bath!” Elizabeth said as she laid against the side of the tub. “These bubbles and jets feel so magical! Thank you so much for thinking to show me this, Tanukichi!”

“Er, it was my pleasure, Elizabeth!” Tanukichi replied nervously before turning back towards Ayame. “So, uh, how exactly does this solve our whole… **** problem?” he whispered to her.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got this - just let me handle it” Ayame whispered back as she got in the tub too. “Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, the hot tub dooooes have one rather important rule,” she announced to the group.

“Hm? And what would that be?” asked Elizabeth.

“Simple; if you get in a hot tub with your date, and it wouldn’t break any other rules, you have to have sex together,” Ayame explained. “Oh, and if your date gets you pregnant, then you have to marry him.”

“W-what!?” both Tanukichi and Elizabeth gasped in shock.

“Er, I mean… o-of course!” Tanukichi hastily added when he noticed Hyouka and Elizabeth staring at him. “I, uh, must have forgotten that part. But it’s, uh, a bit too late to back out now.”

“Uh oh… that would really get in the way of me having my dad’s kid,” Elizabeth bemoaned. “But we can’t just stay here forever either.”

“I mean… there is a chance that you won’t get pregnant too,” Tanukichi replied. “So we’ll just have to hope that the baby doesn’t stick, is all.”

“Oh, right! Silly me!” Her worries disappearing from her face, Elizabeth spread her legs wide to show Tanukichi her bare pussy once again. “Go ahead then and slip inside! I’m sure the waters will help make things pretty easy!”

“Geeze… she said she was in love with the guy, but she gave in so easily,” Tanukichi thought to himself as his cock hardened beneath the water. “Oh well… better than her throwing a fit, I suppose.”

Rather than going directly over to Elizabeth, Tanukichi shifted over to her and got underneath where she was sitting. Then, with the redheaded girl on his lap, he pointed his dick up toward her sex and gently lowered her onto it.

“Mmm… seems that I was right! You fit like a glove in there!” Elizabeth smiled and swiveled her hips. Tanukichi could feel every contour of her folds as she did so, wrapping and writhing around his shaft. “Nyaaah! You know, I almost didn’t believe you when I heard this is how babies were made, but now that your cucumber is finally inside me… it feels like this is the most natural thing in the world!”

“That’s because it is… but… just because two people can have sex together doesn’t make it right,” Tanukichi explained as he began to gently thrust his hips up into Elizabeth. “Some people are just… more compatible with each other, and others it just… isn’t meant to be. Which is why dates exist to help sort that out.”

“I see…” moaned Elizabeth, her still-covered breasts making small waves in the tub as they heaved up and down with her body. “I-it all… makes so much sense now… aaah!”

“A-and if things don’t work out with one person, you just gotta… k-keep on looking! Because who you’re meant to be with… might surprise you!” Tanukichi continued, his thrusts slowly growing faster and stronger. “I-I mean, hypothetically anyway!”

“I see, I see… quite fascinating” Hyouka commented as she continued to take electronic notes. “I should have realized there was more to the social aspect to reproduction.”

“O-of course there is! If you’re going to raise kids together, you have to get along!” Tanukichi explained, his dick getting closer to Elizabeth’s womb with each thrust. “O-otherwise, it’s… t-****!”

“But you do not have to fear when you just impregnate a woman and move on… interesting,” Hyouka noted.

“Hmm…” Ayame glanced toward the controls of the hot tub and got a devilish look in her eyes. “Ooops!” She said as she pressed one of the buttons. “My hand slipped!”

A moment later and a new jet of water suddenly started, spraying directly into Elizabeth’s clit.

“Aaaaah!” Elizabeth screamed, completely taken by surprise by the sudden pleasure she was feeling. “Oh my gosh, that feels so… so amazing!”

“Nngh!” Tanukichi grunted even though he wasn’t hit by the jet because he could still feel the after-effects. Namely, Elizabeth’s cunt tightening even further and her body temperature raising what felt like ten degrees. “C-careful! It’s hard enough to keep a steady pace as is!”

“N-no! Please, keep it going!” Elizabeth begged, her eyes partly glazed over. “I want more… more! M-make it stronger if you can, please!”

“If that’s what the lady wants, then that’s what the lady gets~” Ayame winked and pressed the button on the side of the hot tub again, increasing the power of the jet.

“Ooooh yes! That’s perfect!” Elizabeth screamed, thrusting her hips even harder. “Th-this is giving me lots of ideas to make bathing more… interesting at home! I-it’s normal to use shower-heads like that, right?”

“Of course!” Tanukichi replied, wrapping his arms around her chest. “You can use those however you like!”

“Yes, this is all painting a very interesting picture,” Hyuoka commented. “The more these two furiously mate, the more obvious it is that this device was made specifically to facilitate mating. It is no wonder that birth rates fell so much after these were put into storage.”

“Yep, that’s right; Tanukichi told me that these things practically overflowed with naked bodies back in their heyday,” Ayame explained as she casually rubbed both her own and Hyouka’s clits. “The only problem is that the water would start to get pretty gross with so many people’s love juices in it all at once.”

“Were the filters not advanced enough back then?” Hyouka asked, only moaning a little under Ayame’s touch. “I will see what I can do about that once we are done.”

“T-Tanukichi! I… I think I can feel one of those ‘orgasm’ things getting close!” Elizabeth moaned, her voice reaching a new high pitch. “A-are you getting close too?”

“I… I think I am,” Tanukichi replied as he and his lover continued to make waves. By this point so much water had splashed out of the hot tub that the ground around them had been completely soaked. “And even if I wasn’t… I have a feeling your orgasm would send me over the edge either way!”

“Then please… don’t hold back!” she begged. “Show me just how wonderful… dates can be. Gyaaaah!”

Her whole body seized and twitched as her orgasm finally overtook her. Just as Tanukichi had predicted, her walls squeezed down tight as she did so, milking Tanukichi until he fired his thick load into her hungry cunt. Her moans echoed throughout the entire crowded water park as a fluid even more scalding than the water filled her womb and overwhelmed her mind with feelings of pure satisfaction. Then, as they both slowly came down from their highs, Tanukichi hugged her again and gently peppered her neck and face with kisses.

“Aaah… that really was incredible, Mr. Okuma,” Elizabeth sighed as Tankuichi’s cock slowly slipped out of her. “Thank you for showing me all of this. I’m more confident than ever that I’ll be able to go on a wonderful date with my father.”

“Right, about that,” Ayame interjected. “You see, if you have sex with someone from the Okuma family in a hot tub while on a date, I’m afraid that means dating your father is against the rules. Oh, and if you got pregnant from this, you have to marry Tanukichi too.”

“What!?” Elizabeth gasped. “Oh, shoot… you could have told me that earlier, you know.”

“S-sorry, it… sorta slipped my mind,” Tanukichi said, embarrassed. “You’re not angry at me, are you?”

“Hmm… nah.” She kissed him on the cheek. “This was still a pretty good ‘date’ I’d say!”

She then pulled herself out of the hot tub and let Tanukichi’s seed drip out onto the ground.

“Guess I’ll need a new bathing suit if I want to go swim in the main pool again though, huh?” she asked, to which Ayame looked at Tanukichi with an expectant look on her face.

“... sigh. Fine,” Tanukichi said, relenting to Ayame’s silent plea. “It’s fine to go bottomless in the main pool too, if you want. It’s optional, though.”

“Oooh, that’s good to know! That will help make swimming a lot more fun, I think!” Elizabeth said with a smile.

“I think so too, Ms. Nagaoka,” said Ayame. “I think so too.”