A trial of heart

"You are totally seeing her! I mean, I guess she has an ok body… But Sonia is obviously superior, hey! I didn't get that great of a look last time, does it actually have dirty pics of girls? Oh man! Now you gotta show me, I only got to the middle, the last pages must have all the chicks!" Kazuichi pushed in with Gundham and the forbidden one had **** other than to endure the embarrassment.

"I am not seeing anyone… I went to extract milk from the cows as my gaze fell upon this… this book of destruction!" Gundham tried but it started getting hard for him to not die of embarrassment as the subject was most humiliating. "No problem, I'm just messing with you." Kazuichi scratched his neck and took the note-book to check for any girls in little clothing. "Aww, crap. No hotties, then what's the name for? Do you have to add your own pictures? What the heck?!"

Gundham was tightly wrapped in his scarf of boldness and other titles he had forgotten by time. He didn't want his burning face to show all too much as Kazuichi wouldn't stop bringing up these topics. "Do you think it had photos at one point? Maybe Peko took them all and now she has them in her room! Or maybe it's invisible paint and there's some sexy drawings! Or maybe there's a whole smut fantasy written here! Gundham, do you have a pen?" The forbidden overlord of the underworld had such a thing and gave it to Kazuichi with the hopes of the annoying presence to leave his domain.

"Look, I can write here just fine. Look, I wrote my name!" He showed Gundham but the annihilator of mortals wasn't impressed: "No writing shows on the volume. You have failed. You must leave now!" Gundham started feeling quite frustrated and saw one of his dark devas: San-D climbing a desk and felt as if the mere presence of such a mortal fool as Kazuichi Soda might affect them negatively in both mental and physical level.

"Eh, do you have an eraser? Look man, I just tested it! Why doesn't it disappear now!? " Gundham had heard enough and found a clear passage written with surprisingly good hand-writing: "Lady Sonia and Kazuichi Soda are made for eachother, nothing stands in their way, they will make a lot of babies: no bother." Gundham threw the note-book with the intertwined power of Pandaemonium and the stillness of ice. The book flew across the room as he knelt down as the words must've pierced something deep inside his core.

"Not fair man! I thought it was going to disappear like the other thing! Oh gosh! Oh crap… please don't tell lady Sonia! I'd never have a chance with her majesty if you told her, please?" Kazuichi was sweating and on his knees begging up at the tall and infinitely blushing dark lord. "I have been scarred, how, mortal? What wicked trick did you use to pain me in this fashion?! The dark lady shall never fall upon your level, you perverted misfit… She will become the empress of fate, the oracle of suffering!!"

"No! Lady Sonia will become the queen of Novoselic and my loving wife! She will not fall for a creep like you!" Kazuichi snapped back and got back on his feet to try and match Gundham's height. The doorbell rang and both of the boys went pale, could it be?

The darkest pit opened deep inside Gundham Tanaka, could that be Sonia Nevermind? The room belonged to the dark annihilator himself, so he took it as his duty to open the door.

"I hope I'm not intruding. May I please come in?"

Like long daggers of hell itself did Gundham's cold heart pierce and burn as outside stood the perky and beautiful princess of a far-away land. Sonia had gorgeous blonde hair and the cleanest soft skin the ultimate breeder had ever seen. Her eyes deep, but bright, her dress fitting for a princess.

"Y-you may… but why?" Gundham felt his face grow red again and used his trusty purple scarf as a barrier for the embarrassment. "No way! Miss Sonia! Why did you come here, we were just talking about you." Kazuichi opened his mouth as the princess stepped in. "Mr Soda. I have arrived to accept marriage with you."

Gundham the sinister warlock of frozen water took a step back and witnessed the scene unfolding before him. "M-m-miss Sonia? What are y-you saying? A-are you serious?" Kazuichi stared at his crush, eyes wide and jaw hanging. "Yes! And that is why we must find a makango each and then we can sexually reproduce, which I'm truly waiting for." The princess grew a slight blush making Kazuichi shake and search for a way out.

"This is outrageous! The dark lady has a hex on her! This cannot be! I must cleanse your body of this foul curse!" Gundham announced, making Sonia smile: "It does indeed feel as if I'm under a spell, but for a reason I can not quite understand I desire intercourse with Kazuichi. I wonder if there are golden makangos living here on the island…"

Kazuichi was holding his head as he breathed hard and heavy. "I WILL FIND YOU THAT IF IT MEANS I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! WAIT HERE!" The mechanic ran off giving Gundham a chance to undo this curse.

"Beware! I shall untie you of these shackles of... unfittingly bodily desires! Stay still for..." Gundham was just about to cast a powerful spell on the dark lady as she suddenly jumped forth and took Gundham's hand. "We shall go too! I need a golden makango to have sex with Kazuichi. I must find one, I really have to. Would you care accompany me?" Sonia's eyes so close to the dark myth of animal care made him bend this once and they ran after the mechanic.

After going all around the island they stopped to check if there could be any sold in the store. "What exactly are we looking for, dark lady Sonia? Is this creature a being of light or darkness? I might be able to lure it out with my talismans." Gundham suggested, but it was then that Sonia gasped and ran to a peculiar section of cages and animals inside. "What in hell! Are these animals trapped here? This is..!" Gundham couldn't believe his ignorance and just took in all the closed cages with all kinds of small and medium-sized animals. "Look! They have golden makangos! This is wonderful, although the tradition should have us catch our own from the wild, but this will do." Sonia opened the cage and pulled out a slimy frog creature with golden skin and sharp small teeth.

"It has indeed been too long since I saw a beast such as this... I nearly forgot they excisted." Gundham examined the animal and it was then that Kazuichi ran in sweaty and panting and quickly flung one of the cages open and pulled out a similar creature. "HERE MISS SONIA!! I FOUND IT! C-CAN WE HAVE SEX NOW!?" Kazuichi's eyes were sparkling and Gundham felt sick.