A third round with distractions...

Phuong stared at the categories and pondered her next move. She was good with everything related to encyclopedic knowledge. She was less firm in stuff that related to pop culture. And there were a few categories here that dealt with topics like movies, books and popcultural themes. "Dragons" was one of them, although it could also include questions about mythological creatures which she probably would know about.

Then she wondered, how dragons had sex. In the end, dragons were just another species of reptiles, which meant that the deposition of the male’s sperm inside the body of the female should probably occur by cloacal apposition, Phuong pondered. Or the use of an copulatory organ...

"So, have you decided?" Frank asked. "If you don't decide within the time frame, the computer will chose a category for you!" Phuong froze in her thoughts. How had she been distracted by dragon sex, of all things?!

And... how big was a dragon's penis? Probably huge... and... Stop it, stop it, she told herself. She felt her face flushing. She couldn't get those thoughts about sex out of her head.

"10... 9... 8... 7...," Frank counted, and Phuong quickly said: "Sizes and numbers."

That should be a safe bet. That category was normally about putting things in order, based on general knowledge. Phuong felt uncomfortably hot in her clothes. Her hard nipples were rubbing against the fabric of her blouse with every tiny movement. And her crotch seemed on fire. She needed to occupy her hands, lest... Phuong pulled her hair and absent mindedly reached for her earlobe - which reminded her of the new earrings she was wearing. Which reminded her of the piercings around her clit. Fuck.

"Are you alright?" she heard Frank ask. She **** a smile. "Yes, perfectly alright." Some people in the audience chuckled. Was it that obvious what she was thinking? Damn, she needed to concentrate! Focus. Focus.

"Good, here's your first question," Frank announced. "Please sort the following countries by the average penis size of their men: Ecuador - Senegal - Netherlands - Bangladesh - Cameroon".

Phuong blinked. What? A moan escaped her lips. Her eyes lost focus for a moment, and she imagined several men with big cocks walking towards her, fully erect and ready to fill her... No! NO! She pressed her fingers into her right arm until it hurt and the arousal receded.

"That's not a fair question!" she hurled at the moderator. "You can't ask me about cocks! And... and it's racist as well!" The audience exploded with laughter. Frank looked at her first flabbergasted and then maliciously. "My dear Phuong, I haven't asked you at all about... cocks. The question was to sort the following countries by the average of their pensions."

Phuong stared at him terrified, then looked at the question which was displayed on the big screen. "Pensions" it said. Her face turned crimson. This time not because of arousal but of humiliation and shame. "Have you thought about cocks, maybe, Phuong?" Frank asked her gloatingly. Another round of laughter and jeers from the audience. "Are you embracing your inner bimbo already?"

"NO," she screamed, angry, and desperately fighting against her inner turmoil, an overwhelming and absurd mixture of arousal and humiliation.

"Well, I'm glad you asked and we could correct this little misunderstanding," Frank continued, chuckling. "Because I guess the order of those countries is quite different when we're talking about pensions or penises, right?" The audience reacted with another laugh attack. Phuong closed her eyes and concentrated on her breathing. The most annoying thing about all of this was that being humiliated publicly on stage should most definitely kill every single bit of arousal - and yet it was still there. She could still feel her nipples... and she was still thinking of cocks.

"Are you ready to answer, Phuong?" Frank asked her. "Yes," she said.

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Also, in case you wondered, yes, there is statistical data on the countries with the largest erect penis length, and the countries mentioned are indeed from that list:

• Ecuador - 17.61 cm (6.93 inches)
• Cameroon - 16.67 cm (6.56 inches)
• Bolivia - 16.51 cm (6.5 inches)
• Sudan - 16.47 cm (6.48 inches)
• Haiti - 16.01 cm (6.3 inches)
• Senegal - 15.89 cm (6.26 inches)
• Gambia - 15.88 cm (6.25 inches)
• Netherlands - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches)
• Cuba - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches)
• Zambia - 15.78 cm (6.21 inches)

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