A sixth player?

Thia had just finished up working out when Val arrived. She figured she was already wearing workout attire, and the mansion had a home gym, so why not use it? It was a good way to eat through most of the day and stave off the stress of the upcoming game night.

“Is everything to your liking, dears?” The maid, Miss Belle, asked. She had brought out a huge charcuterie board for everyone to pick at during the game.

“Shit’s delicious.” Val nodded.

“Um, Val, where’s your nose thingy?”

“I dunno, where’s your fat tits?”

“Okay, fuck you too.” Dani rolled her eyes. “I was just asking.”

“I’m here, I’m here.” Julia finally arrived, wearing what looked like a velvet silk robe. “Before you ask, yes I am naked under here, and no it’s not comfortable.”

“That’s two out of five with our cunts out. Who’s next? Thia?”

She instinctually crossed her legs. “Um… I guess we’ll see what the game decides.”

Sydney took a ham and cheese cracker and brought out the game board. Immediately everyone noticed the change. “The fuck? Syd did you mess with it?”

“N-No, I…? It was like this when I came in.”

All of their tokens were replaced, each now looking like the player they represented. Thia leaned in, taking in the detail. It even wore the outfit she currently had on. More worryingly, though, a sixth figure was on the board, dressed all in black.

“Who the fuck is that?” “Is someone else playing?” “You’re fucking with us.”

“There. There’s cards.” Thia pointed, tucked under the board. “Look, three of them.”

Syd took them up and started to read. “Meta Alteration. The ‘Robber’ is now unleashed. He rolls three times between sessions. Don’t let him catch up to you.”

“Fuck! He’s right behind me.” Julia huffed. “Does it say what happens if he does?”

“No, it’s… that’s just the end of the card. The next is also a Meta Alteration. Each day the game’s aesthetic will improve.” She squinted. “That’s… it? Okay.”

“Great, the board game’s narcissistic.” Dani rolled her eyes.

“Finally, a Mental Alteration. All players will feel compelled to masturbate at least once a day.”

“Pfft, easy.”

“I-I… I haven’t…” Thia mumbled.

“Oh shit, I guess it's not that easy.” Val chuckled. “Relax. It’s easy, girl.”

“That’s it… So we have a Robber to deal with now. Um… I guess it’s your turn, Val.”

“Great. Here goes.” She tossed the first die of the night. “Three! Aw fuck!” Her token landed on a red space and she took the next two cards. “Physical Alteration. You can’t cum. What?” She flipped the card over, then back again. “No… that’s…”

“Is that all it says?”

“It… It can’t mean that, though… right? It’s… like Syd’s, I just have to edge first. That’s fine. Edging’s hot.”

“Val…” Julia frowned. “I don’t think…”

“N-No. The Robber’s thing! It says we have to masturbate. So…”

“Well, it says we have to jill off. Not necessarily finish.” Dani offered.

“I…” She shook her head. “We’re just… wrong about this one. Obviously. Next card, uh… Lifestyle Alteration. You have a personal driver to take you wherever you want.”

“Well that’s nice?” Thia offered. Val just looked pale.

“I guess it’s my turn.” Syd took the die. “And it’s a… six, nice! One behind Val now. I’m catching up.”

“Go fuck yourself.” Val offered.

“Um… okay, my card is… Occupation Alteration. You are now a live-in maid at the Crompton Residence.” She went quiet for a moment. “Well, that’s not too different, right?”

Julia tilted her head. “Hey, Syd, go grab me a beer.”

“Right away, ma’am!” She scurried off.

“Awesome.” She chuckled, rolling for her turn. “Two. Welp, I’m fucked. Bandit’s gonna kill me.”

“We don’t know it’s that bad.”

Val sighed. “I wish the bandit would fuckin’ kill me.”

“Style Alteration, great, I don’t even like clothes.” She shrugged, her robe coming a little undone. “As long as they don’t obscure private parts, accessories are exempt from Mental Alteration. Well, I can wear socks again, at least.”

“Private parts? What, can you not say vagina, game?” Dani teased.

Seeing as Sydney still wasn’t back, Thia took the die and prepared to throw it. She had stayed mostly unscathed so far. Sure her clothing was restricted, but at least she could wear clothes. And unlike Val, she even had a choice in it. Her body hair was gone, but that wasn’t so bad. And she was given a room in a mansion.

That was to say, she was worried her luck was going to turn. And turn it did. “One…”

“Yikes.”

“It’s okay. Not a red space, at least.” Thia sighed, taking her card and blushing. “Uh… um… K… Kink Alteration…” She sputtered out. “You are solely sexually attracted to women.”

“Oh, what? Fuck you game, being gay isn’t a ‘kink’.” Julia sneered.

“Well, it specified sexual attraction.” Dani posited. “Thia, are you romantically attracted to girls, or is it just a physical thing?”

“I… I don’t know!?” She blushed. Her eyes darted between the three girls in front of her. Julia’s breasts were almost hanging out of her robe, and Val’s skirt had ridden up a lot… and even Dani’s clown thing had her heart beating. “I… I… I still see myself with a husband. I’m not gay! I…”

“Huh. Maybe you have a point, Dani.” Julia shrugged.

“I always have a point.” She smirked, grabbing the die. “One. Oh shit, not a red space. Fuck yeah!”

“Congrats, I took your curse I fuckin’ guess.” Val huffed. She’d been moody since her turn.

“Mental Alteration.” She took her single card. “You will feel compelled to occasionally honk breasts, butts or genitals.”

“You touch my tits, you die.”

“Like I could even honk your flat ass.” Dani rolled her eyes.

“You say the word flat one more time, I’m breaking out the measuring tape, bitch.” She sneered. At least she seemed a little back to her usual self.

“Your beer, Julia.” Sydney reappeared from the doorway.

“The fuck are you wearing?”

She glanced down at her dress. “My uniform.”

“Bahaha! You’re an actual maid.” Julia slapped her knee, her chest popping out fully. Thia couldn’t bring herself to point it out.

Sydney handed over the beer and seemed to snap out of her trance. “W-Woah. The heck? Jules! Not cool!”

“You’re giving me a back massage tomorrow, okay maid?”

“Okay, Julia.” She nodded, then shook her head. “Jules! Not cool!”

“Behave, or I’ll make you clean the whole house in your underwear.”

“I-!” She cut herself off. “Okay… um… who’s turn is it?”

“Mine.” Val leaned in, and flicked the die. “Six, awesome. What now?” She reached for a card.