A sexy plumbing job.

(Featured image: Violet Myers)

A cold wind chilled David's back, as he stirred to life on a glassy surface. He groaned, and shifted his legs, becoming aware of himself again. He languidly pulled his eyes open and immediately shrieked, seeing hundreds of feet of thin air between him and the distant pavement below.

He scrambled backwards on his palms until he bumped into something warm and fleshy. Spinning his head he saw Kana there, sprawled on her back with her tits rolled over her ribs. The fact that she wasn't falling, and neither was he, gave him enough pause to realize they were laying on some sort of balcony.

Looking beyond the waking elf, he took in the open apartment door, and the living room on the other side of it. He urgently shook Kana's meaty leg until she lifted her head, and then hissed at her to get inside with him.

She wasn't as startled or hurried as he was, standing and pacing in behind him while he skittered like a bug on hands and knees. Both were as naked as they had been back at the hideaway camp, but the residue of their previous romps had apparently been cleaned away.

"Woooww, I've never actually been in any of the penthouses," the busty elf marveled as she drank in the glittery decor surrounding them. David's hand was pressed to his bird-like chest as he sat huddled against some sort of entertainment center. He glanced up and watched Kana's ass cheeks lift and drop while she paced the hard, dark flooring.

"Does someone live here?" He looked around, unsure how residents of Slut City responded to break-ins.

"I mean, probably," Kana replied, unhelpfully. She tapped at a large fish tank containing some colorful sea life unlike anything that existed on Earth.

Most of the art on the walls depicted lewd sex acts taking place in classy settings. A spitroast at the opera. A concert pianist being fellated. A royal handmaiden disappearing a dildo. David's pulse started to normalize as his perverted brain became pleasantly distracted.

"Is the whole city just… sluts?" He used the entertainment center to pull himself up from the floor.

"Pretty much, yeah," Kana chuckled. "It's kind of a miracle they get anything done here. I love it." She opened a closet and found a bunch of crusty towels waiting to be washed.

"You've been here a lot?"

"Not a lot, just a few times with Rust. Believe it or not the others at camp aren't real good at the ritual," she smirked at him over her shoulder and then pulled the closet shut.

"Rust?"

"The big guy from camp, he actually showed me how to do it "

David felt a stupid pang of jealousy, even though she chose to fuck him and bring him to Slut City. He was about to ask another question, but the handle of the front door jiggled open and a leggy woman wearing just a pair of hot pink fishnets breezed into the room.

"It's not the taste it's just the-" she stopped, her shorter friend bumping into her from behind. She looked over the two stowaways from behind a curtain of wavy, chestnut colored hair. "Are you here to fix the cum faucet?"

David and Kana looked at each other, and both started to speak. The naked, bald loser asked, "the cum fau-?"

But he was cut off by the curvy elf, saying, "yup all fixed!"

The brunette appeared a little confused, and the stocky blonde behind her stood on her toes to peek into the room.

"Oh, okay. Well, which of you do I pay?"

"That would be him, I'm just the assistant," Kana piled on to the lie, and David's heart started thudding again.

"Wonderful, do you accept anal? I just ate, and my girlfriend mopped before we left this morning." The fishnet slut stepped over and turned in front of David, bending at the waist and presenting her meaty cheeks.

"Y-yeah, definitely." He swallowed, and felt his cock doing what it had always done best. It swelled to life, and the woman spat on her hand before using it to lube his throbbing mushroom head. She guided it to her tight, inviting pucker, and told him to go ahead.

While David shot a wide-eyed glance to Kana over the woman's back, the girlfriend set down some shopping bags and disappeared down a nearby hallway. Veiny girth stretched out a slutty sphincter, and weighty balls slapped hot, bare thighs.

"What ended up being wrong with it?" The brunette asked, hands on her knees while her tits swirled beneath her.

"Just a bad pipe," Kana grinned, leaning against the kitchen counter. "Nothing too serious."

"Well that's good to hear, it's been clogging all week. We had to buy bottled for the party last night," the woman sighed, brushing some hair out of her face.

"Ohh, that's a shame. Do you happen to have any left over?" The elf glanced at the warmer on the counter, standing and pacing over to it.

"Certainly, help yourself! Hopefully we'll be getting fresh loads again now that the faucet's working."

David, as usual, was completely lost. He just continued rutting his cock into the strange woman's asshole while his accomplice opened the warmer box and pulled out a clear bottle of thick, creamy jizz. He couldn't deny how sexy it was watching her unscrew the cap, tip it to her lips and chug half the container in a few long, slow gulps.

She sighed and smacked her lips, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. "Man, I wish we had these back home," she said, looking down at the foreign label.

"Where are you f–" the brunette started to ask, but David interrupted.

"Ffuckk, cumminggg…" he bit his lip and squeezed his eyes shut, reveling in the wonderful tightness of the woman's asshole.

"Oh! Here, don't spill!" She reached back and grabbed his waist, sinking herself to his balls so that every inch was suctioned inside of her. The head of David's cock was practically bulging against her belly as he began dumping a spectacular load.

"Mmf, mmf, mmf, mmmmm…" he breathed, as his nuts jumped and fell, emptying themselves thoroughly. The woman waited until she thought he was done, before carefully sliding herself off of his meat. Impressively, only a small splatter of cum sprang from her asshole before she clamped it shut and slapped a hand over it.

When she turned it was clear that his load had bloated her belly somewhat, and she was eager to go take care of that situation. "I'll have Keri help me with this," she indicated her cum-swollen guts. "Thank you both so much for your help!"

"Anytime!" Kana piped up, wiping another spunk mustache from her lips. "Come on, David."

She beckoned him toward the door and he followed, cock starting to sag toward his thighs. Just as they slipped out into the hallway, they heard Keri call from the back room.

"Haze? The cum still looks all cloggy!"

Kana burst out laughing just as she yanked the door shut, and then pushed David toward the elevator as they ran from the scene.