A naked lunch

Usually if someone had groped her, Ruby would slap the offender. But this time, she was too cold and stunned by his brazeness to say anything. Instead, she mumbled her order, digging her fingers into her thighs as she struggled to not cry.

"Sorry, babes, I forgot to tell you," the Doctor chuckled. "It is considered rude not to squeeze a woman's breasts when greeting them. Human evolution means they no longer have a sexual libido; it is simply a mark of respect. But it's still fun to squeeze boobs, so the more ample they are, the more they'll like you."

"They can't respect us that much if they're happy to keep us naked and **** us," Ruby retorted, rubbing her sore feet; unlike everyone else, she didn't have hard skin on her soles to protect her from the rough ground.

The waiter was soon back with their food, and another fondle of Ruby.

Trying to distract the shivering girl, the Doctor told his companion what else had changed in the last 2000 years, but he could see a mishcevious thought had popped into her head.

"So if we don't have sex anymore, how do we reproduce?" Ruby asked, leaning forward to whisper to him.

"All human reproduction is now done via IVF. Much safer, and less messy."

Does...does that mean everyone here is a...is a virgin?" Ruby giggled.

"I suppose it does," the Doctor laughed. "Everyone but you, you slut," he teased, playfully sticking out his tongue.

Their conversation was interupted by the sonic loudly beeping.

"Time to go!" the Doctor annouced, as Ruby swallowed her last bite.

"I'll just go to the toilet, quickly," the blonde girl said, standing up and looking around for a sign to the bathroom.

"Oh, they don't have those, anymore," the Doctor said, dismissively. "Humans can now psychically remove their waste internally."

"Hang on a minute-" Ruby started to say, but the Doctor was already leaving the cafe.

"Thank you so much, I hope everything was to your liking," the manager said as they passed. "And with breasts like that, you're welcome back any time!"

Blushing and averting her gaze, Ruby hurried after the timelord, hoping that this adventure was much closer to the end than the start.