A misogynistic henchman in the DC/Marvel Universe that

John Doe (because of course he is) was just a normal henchman in Gotham city. Crime ran rampant and life expectancy had basically regressed to the middle ages, the perfect place for someone to find work if you didn't mind breaking a few bones.

Perhaps the only thing that made him unique from the other ranks of henchmen was how much he believed women were objects of pleasure, especially costumed or superpowered individuals. Batwoman, Supergirl, Wonder woman, Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, the list was endless! Posters of their cut out faces, covered chests, legs, and pussies, covered his room.

Speaking of, he worked for the Joker as one of his expendables actually. He was eccentric, dangerous, but hey at least he was paid and got to see Harley Quinn's jiggly ass as she did acrobatic moves against Batman.

Today, he woke up to a slightly different room.

Same place, same light, but the posters had changed.

"holy fucking shit did I get porn posters somewhere?"

Wonder woman's poster stood in front of him like it usually did but this time her tits were fully hanging out and she was doing an ahegao as she pulled her thong to the side. Under her was a message.

Do you duty and give your semen to heroines near you! Be careful to not give it to villains!

Batwoman's was nearly the same. She was posed in a cool fashion, facing backwards with her ass in full view. She was ONLY wearing her cape, belt, boots and mask and nothing else, holding the same, intense gaze with a bright yellow message underneath.

I am the alley, I am the statistic, I am the cumdumpster Batwoman! Find me in a dumpster somewhere in Gotham, I'll make your night!

All John was thinking was "Holy shit what the fuck is going on"