A matching pair of stretchy shorts

It was the same color as the cape, and it was way to short to be pants.

"What are these, stretchy underwear?" I asked.

"You might wanna slip into those bad boys before you start asking questions." Ming Zhao stated. "Not that your fangirls aren't enjoying the view from behind."

I started, remembering I had an entire audience viewing my ass from the other side of the glass like I were some kind of zoo animal. I set down the cape, giving Ming Zhao and Ruby one last look at my flaccid junk before I put on the stretchy shorts. They looked like skimpy bike shorts on me; hugging my most delicate features around my loins and placing a whole lot of emphasis on my package. As I struggled with the thought of how my new long-awaited cover seemed too racy, Ming Zhao already swiped up my cape and fastened it around my neck.

CLICK!

"A half-naked superman, this brings me back to your posing on the street," Ruby smiled wistfully. "I was so lucky to run into you back then. I would dare say I have enough material for my exhibition." She pulled out a piece of paper from her pocket that looked like a business card. "One more thing, If you're ever looking for some extra cash, I would happily take you on as one of my full-time models. My information is on this card, both my cell and email, all you have to do is contact me and I will open up some doors for you."

Before I had a chance to firmly decline Ruby's offer, she pulled the front of my stretchy shorts open and dropped her business card inside my crotch. She let go with a loud snap! As the shorts re-clung themselves to my genitals I groaned in pain and disbelief.

"Th-Thanks, but no thanks Ruby, we are just gonna go now." I pulled the cape around my body as best as I could. Though it only concealed my torso since it only came down to my knees. Ming Zhao followed in toe, pulling away one side of the cape so she could grab my arm and we could walk outside together side-by-side. There were more than a few flirty winks and waves goodbye from Ruby and her camera crew as Ming Zhao and I walked out the door together. I had hoped I'd experienced the last of my embarrassing problems today as we walked out into the street, away from Ruby's studio.

I was soon going to discover that I was so horribly wrong.