A long-term solution

"How about a payment plan?" you ask, rubbing your ass crack across Clare's face before turning around to face her again. "I'm going to spend most of the day wandering the mall, I think, so why don't you follow me around naked, on your hands and knees, and let me use you as a cumdump and urinal until I've paid off the necklace?"

Clare's face turns green under her smeared make-up when you say the word "urinal," but she nods. "We normally require all payments at time of purchase, but so long as the necklace stays within this shopping complex and the payment is finished before close of business today, I suppose that's acceptable."

She stands up and waves over another employee, asking them to cover for her while she "finishes with a customer," then turns back to you.

"Would you like to strip me, sir, or should I do it myself?"