A little older, broken in, but I get by. [Rugged]

Well, inheriting a strip club isn't the fresh start you pictured for yourself, but let's face it; you could probably use one.

You and your wife called time on your relationship last year. It was painful but amicable; you were childhood sweethearts who just grew apart—or to hear her tell it, she grew, and you stayed the same. To be fair, you did cheat on her with your neighbor; her reaction was less "You fucker, how could you," and more "Of course you did. Prophet." But regardless of whether you regret it or not (your paramour was hot in bed but kind of lame as a person, the kind who liked to post on Eddie C fan message boards in her down time), the marriage was going down anyway. You're just glad you two never had any kids to drag through it.

Having never had to date before, it took you a minute to find a rhythm and some confidence. Eventually you started tearing up the older singles scene—and sometimes, the younger scene too! A lot of that comes down to your vibe, and learning how to lean into it. Emotional maturity aside, you're a worker at heart; it's not that you've always liked your work, but if it has to get done, you were raised to lace up your boots and get it done. That work ethic, combined with your life experiences, has given you a steadiness in your strong poise and a confidence in your warm gaze, qualities women love about you. Your blue-collar handsomeness doesn't hurt either; your hair is cut short and neat, your face is fashionably stubbled, and your body is rock solid under your weathered skin and modest paunch. "Rugged" is how they might describe you in public; lived-in, comfortable to be around, and not half bad to look at. But "Daddy" is what they might call you in the bedroom; fit, safe, commanding effortless respect.

However, you've yet to make any strong connections, and somehow that bothers you. It's not that you're looking for something longer term (at least you don't think), but you're also starting to recognize the futility of trying to find your next move in one singles bar or another, and you kind of don't know what else to try. So if fate wants to pull you into a new life—one that would allow you to indulge the inner pervert that you had to starve in your prime, frankly—then you can't say you object. Maybe a big change like this is just what you need.

Character Sheet: Jon Snough
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• Race: Human
• Age: Middle
• Build: Stocky (Average Fat, High Muscle)
• Penis: Thick (Average Length, High Girth)
• Intelligence: 4
• Sensitivity: 3
• Charisma: 4
• Strength: 4
• Athleticism: 2

Perk: Daddy - Women feel safe with you (2x Affection gains during sex)

Flaw: Make It Count - Can't fire 'em off like you used to (You can only orgasm twice per day; after the first, 0.5x all Arousal gains until you rest)