A leap of faith...

There she was: Screwball, fugitive e-celebrity, naked and facing certain humiliation and potential arrest, as she has to make a jump for her freedom. As her knees finally let free, she could feel the rush of wind moving against her body, the bright midday sun eclipsing her figure, seeing her target across the square...

Then, there was a tug.

All of her forward momentum was ripped away while Spider-Man pulled her down towards him. Screwball let out a scream as she plummeted toward the city below her, only to have her descent slowed by several more webs to connect to her limbs and extremities until she was hanging, arms and legs spread open, across the center of New York...

...and she's still naked.

Immediately, the crowds of people below looked up to the source of the scream, seeing the wannabe superstar strung up in her birthday suit. They all immediately began taking pictures and mocking her, posting them all over social media as the NYPD began pulling up. Peter, as a parting act of mercy, finally shot a set of web "undies" for her, covering her small chest, ass and crotch in webbing to afford her a bit of modesty as she was cut down and arrested for endangering the public, possession of military-grade explosives, and of course, public indecency.