A fancy hotel

You take the girls about a block down cobblestone streets to a very fancy hotel. It's an immense structure, at least eight stories high, on the waterfront, that looks to be pretty old.

"It's the Hotel Reisen, one of the fanciest hotels in town!" exclaims Hilda.

You walk into the lobby, which has a maritime theme with model ships in display cases and nautical clocks. The huge front desk has several people scurrying behind it. A smartly-dressed male clerk approaches you with a large smile on his face.

"Mr. Smith! Vi har blitt väntande du! Hur kanna vi vara av tjänst?" Whoops. You blink and let Suzi and yourself understand Swedish. "Mr. Smith! We've been expecting you! How can we be of service?"

"I need your biggest suite for the night. Hilda and Suzi and I have a lot of sex to perform, and we need a lot of room." The girls cuddle in on each side of you as if on cue. They giggle. You kiss each of them on the cheek.

"I'm sorry, sir, but our biggest suite has been rented by Princess Madeleine for three months. We have other fine suites available, though. Would you prefer harbor view or a view of Old Town?"

You take money from your pocket and start laying 1000 Kronor bills on the counter one at a time. "I really want that suite. Can't you just move the princess to another room while you, let's say, repair the plumbing in it?" You've gotten up to twenty bills (about $3000).

"I'm sorry, sir. But she's paid in advance. I really can't justify moving her out for a night."

You carefully straighten the stack of cash by tapping the edge of the stack on the counter, and then you leave the stack. You take out a small black velvet bag. You lightly touch the man's arm, lowering his hand to the desk. The man just looks at his hand. You take a two carat diamond out of the pouch and put it on his palm. The clerk swallows noisily.

He digs in his vest pocket and takes a jeweler's loupe out. He lifts it to his eye and examines the gem in his fingers. He whistles. He puts the loupe back in his pocket and takes an envelope from the counter, placing the diamond in it, and putting it in his pants pocket. Then he collects the cash on the table.

"There has been a terrible plumbing accident, and I'm afraid that the princess is just going to have to be moved to another suite for the night. If you and your, um, guests would like to stay in the bar until we can make arrangements for you, we'd be most pleased to give you some drinks on the house."

"Why, I'm sorry to hear about the princess' problem. We would be most gratified by your hospitality. Thank you. Ladies?" You gesture to the bar and walk toward it.

You mentally make sure everything happens quickly and efficiently. You also make sure that the princess' new suite is finely furnished. As you hold out Hilda's and then Suzi's chair at a dark wooden table in the lounge, you send one of the pretty female desk clerks into the back office where your clerk has just headed to put the cash away. You pick one that had a crush on him anyway. She gives him a screaming blow job for his excellent service to you. When she finishes, she whispers, "Mr. Smith says 'Thank you.'" She finds two 1000 Kronor notes in her brassiere.