A deal.

To some the idea of the former Cerberus 'cheerleader' having a fling with the crazed killer formerly known as Subject Zero but the universe was ending...

"Fuck... you're still a bitch but you are a fantastic fuck." Jack rolled off her.

"So romantic." Miranda panted. She didn't want to admit it but Jack was one of the best she had ever had.

"So Cheerleader. What do you think of our chances?"

"Small talk?" Miranda rolled over. She could tell Jack was still admiring her nude body. Not that she wasn't doing the same to her.

"Just answer the fucking question."

Miranda sighed. "Shepard has done the impossible before and I brought her back for this but after seeing Earth, Palaven, and now Thessia... I am not sure."

"Me too." Jack sighed. Then a light bulb went off. "Hey got a idea."

"This can't be good."

"Fuck you. Oh wait..." Jack smirked. "How about this. I say we'll not only win but you me and most if not all of the team will survive and if that happens you have to do something for me."

"Do I now?"

"Yeah. If all of us are alive and we kick the Reapers ass. You have to sign a contract to be my naked sex **** for at least five years."

"Like fuck I do." Miranda sat up.

"Come on." Jack walked over to a desk she pulled up her holodisk and added the contract. "Its clear if even one of the team dies then your not bound to it."

Miranda snatched the disk. Jack was being serious. She read it over and saw it did indeed have an out if even one of the surving team didnt live.

Her mind was screaming to toss it into the trash but her sex fulled hormones were in control at the moment.

"Why should I?"

"It would be fucking hot!"

"How about this. If even one of the original team, dies. Then you have to sign it and you be mine."

Jack slapped her name on the disk. "You're on."

"Fuck it." Miranda signed. "Not like we're going to survive."

"Oh we are definitely living. I'm making sure of it." Jack tackled her to the bed. "I'm going to do this to you every fucking day."

"Shut up and fuck me."

Jack did just that.

After the night was over and they went their separate ways, Miranda forgot about the contract. She had more important things to do.

And after the Crucible fired she was to lost in celebration to remember.

Unfortunately one tattooed 'girlfriend' didn't forget.