A day at the water park

It was summer and what better place is there to be someone who wants to show off a little skin than at the local water park. After going to the locker rooms and changing into an old pair of swim trunks that here pretty much hanging on by a thread, he walked around the park. Various possibilities went through his head about what he could do to lose his trunks in front of everyone.

There was the big water slide that was nicknamed by the locals as the swimsuit stripper. If you went down it in just the wrong (or in John's case the right way) your trunks or swimsuit bottom would be ripped off. Leaving you sliding down into a big pool with a ton of people who knew of the slide's reputation and were waiting for even just the briefest glimpse of ass.

There was also the lazy river. A gentle river meant for just floating down, but if for some reason you were stupid enough to try and fight the gentle currents by hanging onto a wall, your swim trunks would be going one way, while your naked butt would be attempting to go another.

Finally, there was the wave pool. Many a person lost their swimsuit in the waves. A classic but still embarrassing way to lose your swimsuit.

He noticed that there were a lot of girls here today. He wasn't sure why, but I guess he just got lucky. But the question remains. Where will he be baring himself today?