A convicted criminal, currently serving life in prison ( Warning)

Butch Jefferson was laid in bed in his jail cell. He was 47-years-old, and more than 10 years prior, he'd been convicted of the of his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. As a result, he was currently serving life in prison for his actions. Suddenly, Butch felt an intense feeling of joy pass over him, and a bright white light fill his vision. He felt totally happy and at peace. When the feeling passed, Butch was filled with knowledge. He knew that he was now God, and had complete power and authority to do whatever he wanted. This was going to be fun.