A conversation (?!) with Zazie

The eight girls trod to the dressing area to wait for Zazie.

Asuna: I wonder what Zazie wanted.

Konoka: Probably to tell us to keep it quiet about what we just saw.

Setsuna: Agreed. We should keep this between only those involved.

Konoka: Really? I think we should **** her!

Setsuna: R-really? In that case, perhaps **** would be wise.

Yue: What do you plan to get out of her, Setsuna?

Setsuna: ....O-ojou-sama?

Konoka: Hmm?

Setsuna: What would we try to get from her from ****?

Konoka: Just kidding! I really think we should keep it quiet.

Setsuna: Very well then, Ojou-sama.

Shinobu, whispering to Nodoka: Is that one (points to Setsuna) her (points to Konoka) servant?

Nodoka: No...well, kind of.

Yue: Setsuna is Konoka's guardian.

Shinobu: Wow! She looks too young to be a mother.

Yue: uh...no.

Setsuna: I am Konoka Ojou-sama's protector and loyal friend.

Shinobu: Oh. KYAAAHH!! You heard me?!

Setsuna: Yes.

Zazie: Her ears are very acute.

Asuna: Z-zazie!

Zazie: Yes.

Yue: Back to normal, i see.

Zazie: Yes.

Haruna: So? Who was that?

Zazie: Another performer.

Haruna: Oh...a 'performer', huh? Yeah, we saw him 'perform', alright.

Zazie: Have you? The circus hasn't started yet.

Haruna: Not much for the double-entendres, are ya?

Zazie: Is that what you were saying? That's funny.

Shinobu: Um...Z-zazie, right?

Zazie: Yes.

Shinobu: We-we won't tell anyone what we saw.

Zazie: Ok.

Shinobu: um...should we tell someone?

Zazie: I would prefer not.

Shinobu: You seem indifferent.

Yue: She always does. Just like Nodoka always sounds like she's thinking about running away.

Nodoka: I do not! D-do i?

Asuna: Or like Haruna always sounding a little creepy.

Haruna: Or like Asuna always sounds like she's about to make-out with Negi-sensei.

Asuna: DRY UP, SAOTOMI!!

Haruna: Not so funny when it's you, huh?

Asuna: It's not funny because your's was a lie!

Haruna: Uh-huh. My nose says otherwise.

Asuna: Don't make me break out my harisen on you.

Shinobu: Harisen?

Konoka: Anyway, your secrets safe with us, Zazie-chan!

Zazie: Ok. I'm going to perform now. Excuse me.

She bowed and left.