A change of plans

Delisha smiles before speaking, "I know you were all expectin me to comb ooeht in a wee bikini and foehck dis french frahg to ahblivion."

The crowd cheers.

"Boeht it ain't goin 'appened."

The crowd booed.

"Maybe next year. And you want to know why it ain't goin 'appen. because I 'ad a bloody revelation danks to a new friend o' mine. And dat revelation is dat I been trecked. I been fooled into believin dat sahmeone I was angry wit 'oehrt me mum all in ahrder fahr me to take me anger ooeht ahn dat lettle tart." Delisha points at Mimi.

Delisha leans into the mike with anger in her eyes, "Let me poeht it semply I know it was you who 'oehrt me mum, you rahyal coehnt."

The crowd is in shock as Baroness puts her hands to her cleavage, acting shock.

"Did Delisha just accused Baroness of attacking her mother?"

" I knew it was you who 'ad me mum kednapped, ****, and thrown ooeht in de trash. Joehst so you cooehld see me and Mimi fight. What was de plan Wanda? 'ave oehs tired ooeht, kednapped oehs, and **** and tahrture oehs tell we became yooehr maids again?"

Baroness smirks.

Delisha smiles and scoffs, "Nahrmally, dat wooehld make me want to keck yooehr ass right 'ere, right now. Boeht dat wooehld fall into yooehr plans, wooehldn't it? And I'm tried o' bein either one o' you bloody patsies. Dinkin you can poehsh me and make do what ever stupid shet you dink I'll do in a droehnken rage. Boeht naht dis time. Dis time I'm goin to de 'ahspital, a 'ahspital you'll never fend Mimi, and see to me 'oehrt friend and see dat she gets de 'elp she needs and I will watch de pay per view frahm de tellie dere."

The crowd booed.

"Does that mean we don't get a match?" Debbie asked.

"Boeht dahn't wahrry dat doesn't mean dere wahn't be a match. No, you see me new friend is very influential wit de boss lady. So, you see dere'll be a match boeht it'll be ahnly you two."

The crowd cheers as Baroness and Mimi look in shock. Baroness screams at Delisha.

"Dat's right Barahness and Mimi in a steel cage match!"

Baroness continues to scream at Delisha pointing at her referee uniform.

"Ahh dahn't wahrry abooeht de referee. We already gaht one ready to replace you. It was real easy in fact, because I'm naht de ahnly one you 'ave rightly pessed ahff and she's naht dat nice as me."

Delisha then gestures to the stage, "So let me intrahduce de new guess referee!"