A calm discussion, but no escape

The Concierge furrowed her eyebrows at the nude couple. "Look, you two; we take a very dim view on pranks and games. If you're not going to be serious and just waltz around naked for whatever camera show you're on, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"Leave?!" Mary nearly shouted. "We can go outside naked like this!"

Steven leaned over the desk to look the Concierge directly in her eyes. "Look, Ma'am, I'm just gonna be frank with you. Our friends, or maybe ex-friends, stole our clothes and left us naked in one of your rooms. We don't know how they got us here or where our dorm is. We're not trying to prank you or make any jokes. We just want to get back to our rooms, or at least get something to wear. Please."

The Concierge's expression softened as Steven told his story. "Okay. I believe you. Let me do a little searching for a room. Do you know what their names were?"

Before the couple could answer, a small ring came from below the desk. The Concierge picked up her phone and read the message. "Um...bad news, you two. I just got a message from my boss. She says that I'm not supposed to give 'the naked couple' any towels or bathrobes for the evening."

Mary's jaw hit the floor as Steven stared at the Concierge. "You're shitting me," he said.

The Concierge showed him the message on her phone. "That's what it says, word for word. Oh, and it looks like there's a note here."

She gave the two a second hand-written note.

Sorry, guys! Props for making it this far in your state, but you don't get off that easily. Now get back to getting each other off! Hahahahahaha!

"How did they manage to pay off a hotel to let two naked people streak everywhere?" Cassie asked.

"Jessica's family was loaded," Mary said. "Like, I'm pretty sure her dad owns half the damn city."

Steven crumpled the note in his fist as Mary groaned loudly. "Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?!"

The Concierge took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes. This whole ordeal was just too weird for her. "Look, I normally don't do this - actually, I never do this - but maybe I can make things easier for you so you're not just stuck out here in the nude. The pool area is still open at this hour, and the kitchen is 24/7. No one is in the restaurant right now."

Steven raised an eyebrow. "Your chefs will be willing to serve two nude college kids at this hour?"

The Concierge realized how crazy it sounded. "Or we can get you some room service? When we figure out which room it was?"

Mary and Steven glanced towards each other. For the first time, they weren't focused on ogling each other's naked body. They were looking to the other for an idea.