A barrel of... Hair?

Amilia ran as fast as she could as the bees chased after her. This really was a nightmare! Sprayed by a skunk twice, covered in honey, poison ivy on her ass; what the hell was she thinking?!

Looking over her shoulder to see if the swarm was still following her, the naked girl wasn't watching where she was going and tripped over a tree root, tumbling down the hill as the honey on her attracted leaves and dirt.

At the bottom of the hill, a woman was carrying a barrel out of the bed of her truck before sitting it down. The woman sighed as she noticed that the top had popped off as she sat it down, shaking her head. Why did her boss want all the hair that was swept up from the salon out here in the forest again?

Suddenly, the woman gagged as the smell of skunk entered her nostrils, turning to quickly get in her truck. However, a scream and a thud caused her to turn back around again, just in time to see an explosion of hair shoot out of the barrel.

"What in the name of Mike was - " the woman began as she walked towards the barrel. However, the words died on her tongue as she heard a loud buzzing noise. Looking up, she gasped as she saw the angry swarm heading towards her, shouting, "BEES!"

With that, the woman jumped into the cabin of her truck and floored it, speeding off as the angry swarm followed the truck.

Once both the vehicle and swarm were gone, Amilia stuck her head out of the barrel, spitting out hair from her mouth as she climbed out. Looking down at herself, the naked woman saw that she was now covered from head to toe in hair that was, surprisingly, the exact same color as the hair on her head. As she tried to shake it off, she saw that, thanks to the honey, the hair was stuck to her skin.

With a sigh, Amilia walked off into the woods again, the stinging from the poison ivy and bee stings on her butt forcing her into a wide stepped gate to not draw too much pain. She could debate whether or not to go back to civilization as she tried to wash this hair off at the pond.

"There you are..." Mark said with a smirk.

"Good Lord!" Steve whispered as he lowered his binoculars, his dog letting out a soft growl. "It is real!"

"And you doubted me, Little Brother!" Mark said as he chuckled, lifting up his tranquilizer gun and taking aim. "But don't worry. We'll still split the money 50/50."

"That sounds pretty generous of you." Steve replied. "I can finally take Dolores to Disney Land like she always wanted."

"Bro, with the money we're going to make, you can buy Disney Land for Dolores!" Mark said with a chuckle as he aimed at Amilia's butt...